Today in Blog News, we announce Gay Pirate Day, since everything posted pretty much has to do with Gaydom or Piracy, which is itself weird as I am neither, although I always wanted to grow up to be a privateer. But now, in light of Gay Pirate Day, one wonders if Privateers are to Pirates as Mouseketeers are to Porny Popstars…
Unlike most day-announcing agencies, we announce this only long after it has become apparent, rather than in advance. We support and encourage the development of “Beginner’s Mind,” the Zen state of having no preconceptions. This, too, is handy, because it means I don’t declare it Fishstick Day right off the bat and lose interest five minutes later and post about racehorses, which sort of thing happens ver
Ooooh, what’s that over there…
Carry on.
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Ahoy Matees!
I believe many pirates indulged in gay sex after spending months away from female company and I completely understands why the seafaring thieves would find solace in their fellow shipmates.
Desperately Seeking a Johnny Depp type,
Bhaskar
Yes, the Buccaneers lived in male couples for years at a time by choice, and all the evidence points to the famous Black Bart as being a gay man.
http://Gay-pirates.net has more pictures. ;)