Spy services the world over are becoming desperate. The CIA has advertised, insisting, with steel-spined obstinacy, that you not have a history of hard drug use within the last five years.
Now the UK joins the “c’mon peeps, help us out here” stakes with their advertisement for spies. It really has been too long between Bond movies. James Bond wants me? A dream come true…
A Career in SIS
On this Page:
I like the bicycle to work scheme listed under rewards and benefits, hard to resist for a Cambridge gal like me.
I once had my horoscope chart drawn up and it said that my midheaven was in Scorpio and that I would make the perfect spy – I love intrigue, am good at keeping secrets, can even tell the odd lie or two and think on the hoof.
Can you imagine the kind of blog a spy would write…
I imagine it would be a marvelous source of disinformation. Should be amusing. I wonder if someone’s done a MySpace page for James Bond.
*runs off to see*
[...] It's only fair I put this FBI Joblisting up, seeing as how I put up the SIS one a few posts back. Not that this is an ad for Special Agents. Regular Old Boring Agents are apparently not needed at the present time. FBI Special Agents must have a 4-year college degree, be a United States citizen, be available for assignment anywhere at any time, be between the ages of 23 to 36 years of age and be in excellent physical condition. It is also a general requirement that they have 3 years professional work experience. [...]
Dear Mr. Tony Blair,
I am a 31 year old man of Indonesian living in Medan, North Sumatera, Indonesia.
I heard from Analisa Daily News that MI6 needs men to be employed at your Institution.
Through this, I would like to apply for that vacant position of Intelligence affairs especially on Linguistic one and on getting some useful information. I am very much interested in Intelligence since having red some military magazines and internet spots. I am also very much interested in Russian, British, and USA force such as Russian GRU SPETSNAZ, MI5, CIA. Should you please employ me to work at your Institution I will be much grateful and thankful on You.
Yours Faithfully,
Toms Hamonangan Simamora,SS,M.Hum.
Medan
North Sumatera
Indonesia
Mobile Phone : 081376355974
P.S. I used to apply for MI5 and received the letter at my home. I was not successful in the application.
Don’t hold your breath: if Tony Blair read this website with any regularity he’d have bonked raincoaster by now, if only for the sake of ticking it off the to do list.
hello i try to become mi6 or work but i could not find any way to contact u so i dont know that is the right way to tell i am sorry for any inconvenien
Oh, I’m quite sure they’ll find you when they need you.
THEY SAY THEY NEED MORE MEN
BUT I THINK IT IS ALL A RUSE
FOR THE TABLOYEDS
IF NOT IM LOOKING FOR A JOB
YOU NAME IT ILL DO IT
IF THE MI6 IS LOOKING AND NO ONE CAN REACH THEM ? THEN THIS MESSEGE IS NOTHING
BUT IF YOU ARE WATCHING
THEN IM WAITING
THANKS FOR YOUR TIME
Well, it’s not that hard to reach them. They do have an online application form.
just give me a chance to look my ablities.
I will do anything even kill would like 2 work for ypunget back 2 me a.s.a.p
Monsieur Euan
Killing not requisite
but
You’d improve your chances if you changed your name to Singh or Mohammed
I am a kenyan of somali origin aged 22yrs and would like to work mi5 and other untiterrorist departments i will be gratefull if contactacted for any job
Who could pass up a pitch like that?