third-best ad ever

Lube ad

what if???

Gallery of the Absurd, via Defamer.

Shiloh...what if?

Operation Global Media Domination: The Day Off

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Undecideds: I regret to announce that I'm taking the day off sick. Yep, that's right: not blogging today.

So you know I'm sick.

Don Pryor IS: World’s Worst Waiter

From Waiterblog, who knows about these things.

matches the pocket protector

and the short-sleeved dress shirt.

Ipod Tie