Durham University: parent’s dream, wanker’s delight, plumber’s nightmare
07 Jul 2006 17 Comments
in Culture, Family, Humour, Sex, Singles, Travel
All I want to know is, what in the name of all that is holy are they feeding these boys?
I’m assuming it’s a boy’s dorm. I lived in a girl’s dorm, and I can tell you that’s not neccessarily a given.
From Josh in the City, right here on WordPress.
Jul 07, 2006 @ 10:36:14
Now they’ll probably go jerk off in the sinks . . . . .
Jul 07, 2006 @ 14:03:50
Or they’ll complain about the wadded up tissue in the garbage pails…
But doesn’t “P Robertson” remember what it’s like to be an 18-year-old male? I thought that was normal behaviour…of course, maybe the ‘P’ isn’t for Patrick, it might be Patrice, and then it’s understandable.
Jul 07, 2006 @ 14:07:59
But wait a second! How is so much getting into the drains? Are they all doing it at once?
Ew.
Jul 07, 2006 @ 18:04:18
And thick and chunky enough to clog the drains. And men wonder why partners don’t like to swallow…you could choke to death!
Besides, it’s fattening.
Jul 07, 2006 @ 18:04:45
And FE, whatever are the short ones supposed to do? Perhaps the ACLU will insist on the university installing sinks around knee-level, so the Japanese exchange students don’t feel marginalized.
Jul 07, 2006 @ 22:44:57
The short ones need to take a hint from Casey Kasem; “Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.”
Jul 07, 2006 @ 22:58:50
Ah, is he part of the reason Yoga is so popular on the West Coast?
Jul 08, 2006 @ 00:15:57
Probably not, but I’m sure he’s a guiding light for jerkoffs everywhere.
Jul 09, 2006 @ 11:47:19
For those of you who’ve not seen this before, there’s two things you need to know:
1) Durham University is in the UK; the ACLU does nothing over here (and it’s in the North East, nowhere near the West Coast of the UK).
2) It’s a fake. Someone with far too much time on their hands forged it with Photoshop or similar.
A Durham Graduate
Jul 09, 2006 @ 11:48:24
Oh, and most Durham corridors are co-educational, not single sex. With the exception of St Mary’s College, but I don’t know what they’re going to do as they transition from single-sex to mixed.
Jul 09, 2006 @ 18:56:14
Thank you for the clarification. It is so very important to realize that the Durham shorties will have to wank without benefit of ACLU intervention.
I defer to you on geographic location, ACLU jurisdiction, and coed-ism, but I think I require more information on how you know it’s a fake. You don’t seem to know who did it; were you there at the time? Were denials issued by the University personnel? WHO IS P ROBERTSON???
Enquiring minds want to know.
Jul 10, 2006 @ 13:44:43
the picture wouldn’t open on my PC, so dunno what you are on about, but Durhams lovely, in fact most of the North East is.
Jul 10, 2006 @ 19:45:46
A transcription for Steven:
memo from: Durham University Estates & Buildings
RE: Masturbation in Showers
We have recently found several blockages in showesrs in university owned (sic) accomodation, most commonly caused by human hair.
However, over the last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists.
May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than the showers.
Thank you for taking the time to read this document.
P Robinson
Director,
Estates and Buildings
Jul 13, 2006 @ 18:40:35
Raincoaster:
There is a P Robinson, and he’s the Director of Estates and Buildings at Durham – http://www.dur.ac.uk/directory/units/ebd.html for proof.
There’s an email address there, too, or a phone number if you really want to bug him.
Consider submitting it to Snopes.com if you get an interesting answer.
Jul 14, 2006 @ 00:43:43
I don’t particularly care. This blog is relentlessly silly amusement oriented. If I were to contact the university, it would only be to ask what in the name of all that is holy they’re feeding these boys.
Mar 26, 2010 @ 02:37:33
Its a student joke, Mr Robinson is not amused as this came up on a australian talk show with a guy called Dr Karl and he debunked it. Cool story though.
Mar 26, 2010 @ 10:39:27
My god, you mean four years later this is STILL GOING ON??????