Comments on: Durham University: parent’s dream, wanker’s delight, plumber’s nightmare

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:39:27 +0000

My god, you mean four years later this is STILL GOING ON??????

By: Joss

Joss — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:37:33 +0000

Its a student joke, Mr Robinson is not amused as this came up on a australian talk show with a guy called Dr Karl and he debunked it. Cool story though.

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 00:43:43 +0000

I don’t particularly care. This blog is relentlessly silly amusement oriented. If I were to contact the university, it would only be to ask what in the name of all that is holy they’re feeding these boys.

By: Mewlip

Mewlip — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 18:40:35 +0000

Raincoaster:
There is a P Robinson, and he’s the Director of Estates and Buildings at Durham – http://www.dur.ac.uk/directory/units/ebd.html for proof.

There’s an email address there, too, or a phone number if you really want to bug him.

Consider submitting it to Snopes.com if you get an interesting answer.

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 19:45:46 +0000

A transcription for Steven:

memo from: Durham University Estates & Buildings

RE: Masturbation in Showers

We have recently found several blockages in showesrs in university owned (sic) accomodation, most commonly caused by human hair.

However, over the last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. This is intolerable, and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists.

May we advise students who wish to masturbate to do so in the comfort of their own rooms, rather than the showers.

Thank you for taking the time to read this document.

P Robinson
Director,
Estates and Buildings