Looking for the story of the recent NYC beatdown? Go here.
It’s true: Borat, the Andrew Dice Clay of Khazakstan, has gotten the smackdown from the clueless, sharpie-wielding village idiots in NYC. Guess they ran outta pitchforks.
From Thighs Wide Shut, via Gawker. And if you’re thinking “Gee, she musta only had time to go to one website today” you’d be right. There’s a Guide to Muslim Humour on WordPress somewhere, but I’ll hafta find it for you tomorrow. L8r!
Interesting. I won a photo caption contest a few months ago by inferring that Borat was merely Jim Croce arisen from the dead in a cheap suit. Didn’t even know who he was til now.
I’m sticking with the Jim Croce assessment.
What??? Jim Croce is dead???
*faints*
[...] Over 600 of you came to this site so far today looking for news of the anonymous New Yorker who beat the crap out of Borat (Sasha Baron Cohen) a couple of days ago, before Jeeves (Hugh Laurie) came to his rescue. And what did you get? A lame post about poster defacing or is that defacation? [...]
Haha, you’re a faggot.
Haha, you’re a troll. But that’s no surprise, eh?
Now, now, take him at his word: If Haha says Haha’s a faggot, then he’s a faggot.
I mean, you shouldn’t deny him his identity like that.
I didn’t: I was leaving unsaid the fact that he’s a self-abuser (wanker) as well.