Pee Wee Herman keeps it real

Cuz that’s how he rolls, yo.

Why the “Sex” tag? Listen to the lyrics, baby!

lawyer convention!!! followup to Colossal Loogey story

Colossal Loogey Dead Whale Story

Here’s a heartwarming video of 24 Great White Sharks devouring the carcass of a whale…and (almost) one really brave, really stupid photographer, who climbed on top of the damn thing to get a shot. Time for a desk job, young man!

Sorry Ellee, no exploding whale music videos, although give the Flaming Lips some time…

Operation Global Media Domination: the optimist

TIAA big, hearty raincoaster welcome to the person who came to my blog, looking for “orgasm.”

What an optimist you must be.

If you find one, give me your number. You must be very talented with the keystrokes.

raincoaster herself has resorted to the Margaret Cho method of covering her posthole with leaves and hoping someone falls in.

quiz o’ the day: which West Wing character are you?

No big surprise here

Smart, sexy, and sassy, both the press and other staffers know not to mess with Claudia Jean. A natural at her job, the press secretary is sensitive toward women’s issues and stands up for ‘the Sisterhood.’ Her wit and one-liners along with her lip synching ability are known across the land.

:: Which West Wing character are you? ::

Via Guido

So NOW can I have George Stephanopoulos? Can I? Can I? I promise to feed and water him and take him for walks and brush his coat and…

Spock-Z

The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Big Pimpin’!

Spock, we hardly knew ye!