From a friend:

Thought you’d all appreciate the attached photo. It’s of a middle-aged woman, across from me, in seat 1C, knitting what appears to be the beginnings of, I dunno… Perhaps a sweater or something.
Anyhow, security was really, really tight this morning, on my flight from Newark to Phoenix. After declaring on my future child that I had no liquid beverages with me, and being subjected to explosive detection screening on my laptop, (yet, of course, my parachute went through security and didn’t raise as much as an eyebrow, sigh…) I finally got onto the plane and settled in. About an hour and a half into my flight, I awoke to some commotion…
Apparently, the Air Marshall on the flight had noticed the woman in the photo was knitting – He went up to her and told her to put the needles down. She asked why – He again, with much more force, demanded that she put the needles down! She again asked why, as it was just yarn, the needles were short, etc…
And then – to my and everyone else’s surprise, he took his gun from his holster, and knocked the woman out COLD with the butt of the gun. Now, if you look at the photo, this woman is in her 40’s, perhaps even 50’s – I didn’t think she was a threat.
He tied her hands while she was unconscious, and kept her tied up until we landed, without further incident, in Phoenix.
As we all deplaned, I had a moment to ask the Air Marshall why he felt the need to knock this poor woman unconscious! I mean, she was KNITTING!
The Marshall looked at me with a dead serious face, and said, “Son, we live in a time of war. We don’t know who our friends are, and who our enemies are. Sure, she looked like she might have been knitting a sweater. But think back to where those terrorists who were arrested yesterday were all trained.”
I told him I didn’t understand what one had to do with the other.
He said, “Son, think about it:
SHE COULD HAVE BEEN KNITTING AN AFGHAN!”




