email o’ the day: T.W.A.T. in the air

From a friend:

T.W.A.T.

Thought you’d all appreciate the attached photo. It’s of a middle-aged woman, across from me, in seat 1C, knitting what appears to be the beginnings of, I dunno… Perhaps a sweater or something.

Anyhow, security was really, really tight this morning, on my flight from Newark to Phoenix. After declaring on my future child that I had no liquid beverages with me, and being subjected to explosive detection screening on my laptop, (yet, of course, my parachute went through security and didn’t raise as much as an eyebrow, sigh…) I finally got onto the plane and settled in. About an hour and a half into my flight, I awoke to some commotion…

Apparently, the Air Marshall on the flight had noticed the woman in the photo was knitting – He went up to her and told her to put the needles down. She asked why – He again, with much more force, demanded that she put the needles down! She again asked why, as it was just yarn, the needles were short, etc…

And then – to my and everyone else’s surprise, he took his gun from his holster, and knocked the woman out COLD with the butt of the gun. Now, if you look at the photo, this woman is in her 40’s, perhaps even 50’s – I didn’t think she was a threat.

He tied her hands while she was unconscious, and kept her tied up until we landed, without further incident, in Phoenix.

As we all deplaned, I had a moment to ask the Air Marshall why he felt the need to knock this poor woman unconscious! I mean, she was KNITTING!

The Marshall looked at me with a dead serious face, and said, “Son, we live in a time of war. We don’t know who our friends are, and who our enemies are. Sure, she looked like she might have been knitting a sweater. But think back to where those terrorists who were arrested yesterday were all trained.”

I told him I didn’t understand what one had to do with the other.

He said, “Son, think about it:

SHE COULD HAVE BEEN KNITTING AN AFGHAN!”

Star Trek inspirational posters

sort of like Despair.com, only outer-spacier.

Logic. Yeah, rilly.

Totally my favorite. Spock was the Linus of the galaxy.

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to war we go

For those about to Iraq…

counterterrorism 101

from the Guardian today. This is one of those articles with which my thoughts don’t quite align (like the anti-UN initiative from earlier), but it’s extremely interesting nonetheless. I shall have to mull this over for awhile.

You are not alone...so deal with it.

Popular trust in government is a necessary foundation of a society’s defences against terrorism. We need to believe we are being told the truth and that our government is acting in good faith. Unfortunately there is now sufficient reason to be sceptical about who we should entrust our security to. 

…the problem is not that his critics “don’t get” the terrorist threat, as the home secretary has put it, but that the government has, with the US, abandoned all the principles of effective counterterrorism. These were practised by the British against countless insurgencies. Whether or not you agree with Niall Ferguson and Gordon Brown about empire, it is instructive to review the five key principles that – usually – allowed imperial rule with minimum force.

First, ensure good coordination between security services and police. Karen DeYoung‘s indictment of the failure of the US security services to talk to each other in this week’s Washington Post is truly damning. By refusing to communicate, the US services render their, and by extension our, services less effective. We now know that US officials have a routine seat at Britain’s joint intelligence committee, a fact that one of its former chairmen told me makes it hard for the British state to think independently. Do US officials also sit in on the UK’s counterterror organisations, and if so how do they relate to the myriad, non-communicating services detailed by the Washington Post?

The other four principles are to deny the enemy a base, secure your own base, keep the political and moral high ground and address your opponents’ grievances.

Our leaders say there are no grievances to be addressed, despite the fact that the London bombers said they were motivated by the Iraq war and our security services warned that the occupation of Iraq would increase the terrorist threat.

Our moral high ground is preserved by a US attorney general who was promoted to this office after sanctioning the Guantánamo detention camp and the practices used at Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq.

The Islamist terrorists still have a base in Pakistan and Afghanistan. By shifting attention to Iraq after 9/11, we gave al-Qaida and the Taliban a respite for which British troops are now paying the price. And more people are prepared to provide tacit support to those fighting the US.

Our own base is now less secure than before 9/11, based on the number of actual and alleged threats, while our continued unnecessary dependence on oil makes our home base hostage to adverse regime change abroad. There are indeed those who do not get the terrorist threat.

Principal among them are the prime minister and his supporters.

bride of Barbaro!

Y’all remember Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro, right? The sesamoid snapper whose recovery outlook is reported by the media entirely in terms of degree of “eye twinkle” he gets when the mares are around. I tell ya, it’s worse than being Brad Pitt.

Or Tom Cruise.

In any case, at the risk of diverting myself from a lucrative career as a blogger to an unproductive one of hypothetical horse matchmaking, I suggest that we introduce the poor gimp to this mare:

Sweet Nothing

Equine amputee puts her best foot forward
Plucky horse thrives after customized artificial limb replaces hind leg

If cats do indeed have nine lives, Sweet Nothing is living proof that horses have at least three.

Saved first from the slaughterhouse, then from a devastating leg injury that veterinarians said called for euthanasia, the small bay mare is now one of a handful of horses in the world to sport a customized prosthetic limb after her bad hind leg was amputated below the hock.

The best part? In true Canadian fashion, her new artificial hoof is made from a hockey puck. Who knew Red Green was such a talented vet?

how are we fighting the war on terror?

From the Onion. Keep on fightin’ that TWAT!

FIGHT THAT TWAT!!!