It’s all so sordid. Not content with confusing Canada for Amerika Jr and recommending the proactive execution of American liberals, Metro tells us that everyone’s favorite 45-year-old Republican bottle blonde fake & bake twinkie harridan is smearing the reputation of an innocent 7-year-old, merely by association.
Is nothing sacred?
SFGate has the full report, including Coulter‘s location in a so-called “petting” zoo, plus the graphic proof that Coulter particularly enjoys the use of “toys”.
A follow-up visit shows that the similarities are
plentiful: Both have a long mane of blonde hair and legs that are thin enough to comfortably slip a LiveStrong silicone bracelet on the lower thigh. And whether it’s fair or not, many a liberal blogger has pointed out that Ann Coulter‘s head does have some equine qualities.
Now, that’s not really fair. We all know where the true comparison lies.
Judge for yourself, though:
[...] Hey, is that Ann Coulter? [...]
By the way–thanks for the link.
You’re welcome. I knew you’d whine if I didn’t give it up.
Men!
It’s not my blood pressure that rises when I see someone use the word “blog” in a sentence without mentioning me.
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That’ll be 25¢ please.
Some people have one-track minds. We call those the “single entendre” cadre, and we feel sorry for them.
Put it on my tab. Have you consumed my wine yet?