shiver me timbers, it’s the worst pirate video ever!

What makes it so bad? It’s not just that they’re gay pirates. It’s that they’re gay, crudely-made, gospel-spouting, whiteboy-rappin’, lame-dancin’ pirates.

From Ooblog, via Fark.

It’s got everything: crappy music, worse dancing, puppets, pirates, Christian rap. Words cannot describe it.

Update, Sep. 12, 2006: Favorite comment: “Can’t sleep, the puppets will eat me. “

4 thoughts on “shiver me timbers, it’s the worst pirate video ever!

  1. Best line in this: ” . . . ha ha haaaa”

    What’s with the two humans? My question is: which one does the taxes and which one does the laundry? The big one has this creepy Henry VIII look at the beginning, and I keep waiting for Waylon and Madame to pop up from behind the chest and whack ol’ Sharky.

    This is almost as bad as Ken Annakin’s “The Pirate Movie”

  2. Metro says:

    No, no–best line: “Sharkey–did’ja ever ride a hook?”

  3. raincoaster says:

    Apparently, the one with the hook really is a reformed, born again Hell’s Angel who lost a hand in some gruesome way.

    I think the best line is “Look at all those girls!” as if he’s interested in them!

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