So you might as well get some of those presents out of the way early. In case you’ve got any lonely and unpersonable men on your list, here’s the girl of their dreams, from eBay via Gawker: the Elizabeth Hurley fembot from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
Even though this version comes with a removable face (included!) and gun-mountable nipple ports, you can still exult in ample late-1990s Hurley cleavage. Only $1,500 on eBay, and no bids as of this writing. Get everyone in the book club to pitch in.
Update: Minimum bid is now $3,000. I guess even Fembots monitor their press!
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WTF is it with you and fish?
That’s ridiculous. I can get one for $49.99 (with the coupon in “Social Dis-Graces” magazine).
And when I’m done she just deflates and folds away.
This seems like an advantage when compared to the whole “shag me senseless then try to kill me” thing. After the first dozen times that gets old rather quickly.
Fish? Is this a metaphor?
Everyone knows my thing is Squid, baby!
And Metro, we know all about you. We read it on the Wanted poster at the Post Office.
Y’know, I might just buy this.
I haven’t spent any money from the severance package I got this year, and this would look cool in the loft.
Well at least I’m wanted.
I notice also, that for that minimum bid of $3,000, one gets a foam dummy of Liz Hurley with breakaway face, no nipples, and no legs.
If they don’t include four of her eight best features, then what’s the point?
Shouldn’t there be a disclaimer, like on kids’ toys? “Left and right legs sold separately.”
{Pauses as the thought process trickles to its natural conclusion, then scampers off to check “other categories” at eBay.}
Happy hunting.