We all remember World Stupidity Award Winner Harry Whittington, the man who apologized for getting his face in the way of Dick Cheney’s bullet? Well, Cheney’s back, and this time it’s impersonal, as the AP reports that he will be locking and loading and setting out to bag him some quarry on November 8, 2006.
Dick Cheney will be packing heat on election day.
WASHINGTON (AP) – Vice President Dick Cheney will spend Election Day on his first hunting trip since he accidentally shot a companion last February while aiming at a covey of quail on a private Texas ranch.
After reading the Guardian and seeing that daughter Mary’s going along, guess she’s going to be the next victim of marriage values . . . .
Actually, between the two of them my money’s on Mary. With that gene pool she wouldn’t hesistate, and if she weren’t the stronger of the two, wouldn’t he have already dismissed her as “Just a big-boned gal who hasn’t found the right feller”?
Remember, that lawyer wasn’t expecting it either and look what happened . . .
But Mary wouldn’t apologize. She’s a lesbian: She’d get a grant to make a documentary about her dysfunctional family!