In a nod to the most glorious traditions of musical theatre, producers in Australia have commissioned a tour de farce guaranteed to land on front pages around the world on opening night.
The draw?
Crikey.
raincoaster
49 degrees latitude, 360 degrees attitude!
Are the stingrays nekkid?
Nekkid as the day they were borned. Not even pasties!
WOT! Is no charmed life sacred?
Not charmed enough to withstand the wrath of Cthulhu!