Comments on: Britney loses weight: 180 pounds!

By: haleigh

haleigh — Sat, 22 May 2010 13:42:12 +0000

thats make me sucks

By: operation global media domination: the rise of the Castoridaeian meme « raincoaster

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:59:35 +0000

[...] You may have heard, if you’re not actually dead or offline (and what’s the difference, really?) that Britney Spears has been celebrating her recent weight loss and the birth of her second child by allowing her adoring public to check out the actual birth canal, with and without turquoise cooch-cosy. [...]

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 17:30:41 +0000

Not at all. Mental health isn’t important to Britney. Actually, given her childcare methods, perhaps you should be a good catcher. Maybe she’ll be recruiting from ball teams soon.

By: engtech

engtech — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 16:52:52 +0000

Boys, you know what it takes: nice arms, a collection of tats, a pretty face, the ability to wear clothes large enough to fit an entire family of nomads inside, and proof of fertility. Deafness is a plus, or at least one of god’s small mercies in this case.

I thought previous work experience in a mental health clinic was also a requirement.

By: hi K-Fed, u b Fed-Ex now lol « raincoaster

hi K-Fed, u b Fed-Ex now lol « raincoaster — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:46:04 +0000

[...] This is simply charming. Perez Hilton, Canuckistan’s favorite Cuban, has posted this footage of K-Fed on MuchMusic the day before Britney filed the big D on his sorry wigger ass. He spent the entire day with a camera crew clamped to his leg like a shackle, filming some reality show nobody’s ever heard of, this episode of which has just increased in value by a factor of twenty. [...]