Not here. Here. I’m far too lazy to run polls!
Here, via Fark, are a few samples from The Funniest‘s thread of the funniest images on the Internet. There are some old standbys like the Jedi Squirrels, which was a top post on WordPress for at least a month, but there are also some fun new ones, such as these which I have heartlessly ripped off to give you a taste of the delights which await you in the original thread here.
HE SHOOTS AND THE PROLETARIAT SCORES, YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Along with blonde teenage singers and white rappers, please let me say:
Please god no more “cute” or “funny” cat pictures!
That photo ranking site is done by the same guy who does the geeky http://xkcd.com/ comic.
The cat images can be seen in full here: http://kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=4815
It really is funnier reading all the cat ones one after another.
I came here from the support forum and realised I had visited before…maybe you were in the top posts. Well, I am writing a comment because I liked those photos.
This is amazing R how do you get the time ?Not sure about the cure cats either though.
These people all know stuff I don`t . They must be weird and odd
I think you need to be a crazy cat person to enjoy the cat picks. Not that I’m admitting anything.
R, here’s another one for the “Youtube is amazing” file: http://beatsentropy.com/2006/11/12/never-trust-robots/
Metro, I thought you’d like that; the cat is obviously being hurtled by someone off-camera.
Lenin was a great basketball player, but what people don’t know is he was recruited by the Mets as well, but was barred from playing over his support of an all-designated hitter game; from each according to his abilities, you know.
Wow, engtech. Feynman, Nash and game theory all in four panels? That is BEYOND geeky; that is straight-up nerdy.
Where do I find the time? In the case of this, in the middle of the night after going for a walk. Unemployment has so many rich rewards.
Nita, I’ve been in the top posts a few times, thanks for stopping by.
Hmmm – cats – 10 things about cats I would never dare post on my own blog – - -
10; CATapult: device for thowing cats long distances.
9; Cat-A-Ract…Cats being questioned by the Spanish Inquisition
8; Cats are great, especially with a white wine sauce
7; Cats have 9 lives BANG 8 lives BANG 7 lives BANG six lives BANG
6; Un, deux, trois – cats sank. More biligualism
5; Cats are alright. It’s the aftertaste that bothers me
4; Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
3; Cats – they’re not so brave once they’re in a microwave!
2; Cats are good at tennis cause they got the guts for it
And the number one thing I would never post about cats is -
Cats are good for 2 things: Mulch… and…I forget.
[...] All those who read Rudyard Kipling’s “Just So Stories” in their youth will know from where my male feelings about cats spring! What follows is from a reply I posted on raincoaster’s blog. It is not my fault! My “Y” Chromosome made me do it! [...]
They are warm and pretty, but the same could be said for Orlando Bloom, and there are bonus benefits with that one.
Know how to make an air raid siren out of a cat? Break the tail in two places and crank as hard as you can . . . mrrreeoooowwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I would never do that to Orlando!
I’ve never done that, but I can make a cat sound like a dog: Douse it in gas then toss on a match.
WOOF!
Cats are God’s way of saying your furniture is too nice
Cats are god’s way of humbling people who think they can’t be bothered with dogs. Demoted from head of house to servant in no time!
Maybe we are being to hard on felines – after all, large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone
Tell that to Shrek.
Sorry about the $#!77y sound.
Tell it to Samson, Bill Clinton, Agammemnon, etc etc…
Wahhhhh – one of my taglines is proved incorrect! Oh that such deception can exist! Good money was paid or that! Assurances were made that it had only ever been used by a little old lady. It was still under warranty as well.
So, now we have a serious discussion of my taglines, try this one which makes no mention at all of felines!
“Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.”
I understand that in terms of PR, but in reality, he’s making himself a lot of sandwiches. And taking care of the other himself, too, if he uses a line like that on me.
I’ll agree with that – and will leave a tagline just for you
Chocolate is the universe’s way of apologizing for entropy
Oh, we’re all ABOUT the entropy here on the ol raincoaster blog, or haven’t you noticed? Chocolate is the universe’s way of making up for the fact we have to share this planet with people who believe they can fill the gaping holes in their souls with a quick trip to the mall.