8 thoughts on “the sermon of the tasers on the mount

  1. It’s those scrounging meek again isn’t it. Always with the scrounging.
    Having said that…I thought the sermon on the mount and the feeding of the 5,000 (or however many it was) were separate events. However its been a loooooooooooooooooooong time since I even looked at a gospel, so I’m not sure.
    I’m pretty sure the J man did have the suit though.
    Hmm.

  2. raincoaster says:

    You can’t expect people to pay attention to your lecture if they’re hungry!

  3. (waving long green tendrils around the shop window)

    Feed me, feed me!

  4. Coops says:

    yeah different events guys

  5. extrapolater says:

    Republicans would never put up with that haircut.

  6. raincoaster says:

    That’s a point.

    I’m off to Ask Sister Mary Martha. I could just google it, but why bother, when there’s a nun who thinks kindly of me?

  7. Steven_L says:

    He should have taser’d all those Arabs, lest they sway to Islam.

  8. raincoaster says:

    They weren’t Arabs: they were Jews! Insert un-PC joke here.

    Also: where the hell have YOU been? I deleted you off the blogroll because I thought you’d died or something.

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