Whatever your feelings about internet quizzes or shady, backstreet fortune tellers be they ever so finned, cartilaginous or bony, you must admit that this psychic salmon, from Dan Piraro, creator of the Bizarro comics, certainly was dead-on with its fortune for raincoaster here.
Profile:
You have often experienced a sense of dizziness and even eurphoria after blowing your nose too hard.
Future:
Later this week, your face will suddenly be covered with unusual markings. Do not fear this development, instead, be proud and proclaim your superiority to others loudly.
See what I mean? Scary good. Psolomonic, in fact. I mean, no matter what happens, I always remain proud and proclaim my superiority to others loudly. Duh.
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I would mistrust this psalmonaic prediction. If your face were covered with strange markings one morning you might want to first check that a) the cheap hotel hasn’t switched to cordueroy pillows (they’re making head lines) or b) that the Kanaka kid you picked up last night is still there.
Speaking of which … Octo-moko.
H’yeah, but the thing about emitting strange odours was right on!
About that link: EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Fantastic, thanks!