15 thoughts on “cooking for dummies @ the White House”

1. Metro says:

   January 30, 2007 at 5:49 pm

   Curious how many of the recipes call for arsenic, isn’t it?
2. raincoaster says:

   January 30, 2007 at 9:50 pm

   One can only hope. I know Wayne Newton is a regular at the White House, and he’s been convicted of poisoning his horses with arsenic, so it wouldn’t be like they’d never done it before.

   You can hide it in marzipan, you know.
3. Stiletto Girl says:

   January 30, 2007 at 10:36 pm

   I’d jizz all over the barbeque and serve it to the Bush daughters.

   “I’ve had these ribs before, I know I have,” says Jenna.
4. raincoaster says:

   January 30, 2007 at 10:42 pm

   And she would be right.
5. engtech says:

   January 30, 2007 at 11:33 pm

   LOL

   They have an excellent sequel title:
   Dessert for Dummies 2 – Cooking for the President.

   But where they’ll really make money is:
   Deserts for Dummies – Explaining Iraq to George W.
6. raincoaster says:

   January 30, 2007 at 11:54 pm

   My god, you’ve been possessed by the punning spirit of Former Frontier Editor!
7. Frontier Former Editor says:

   February 1, 2007 at 4:57 pm

   Now THERE’s true grit

   “Fill your hands, you sonuva bitch!”
8. raincoaster says:

   February 2, 2007 at 9:39 am

   Which reminds me of the “red shirt” pirate story…did I ever tell you that one, or did I steal it from you?
9. Frontier Former Editor says:

   February 2, 2007 at 2:37 pm

   No, but please share!
10. raincoaster says:

    February 2, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    So this pirate captain, every time he’s about to engage with a prey ship he calls for his red shirt and changes into it. Once, the bosun asked him why and he replied, “Well melad, tis so if I should be wounded in the fight and the men see me, they won’t see the blood and be frightened.” Ah, thought the bosun, that’s a smart, savvy captain.

    “Spanish ship off the port bow!” yells the crowsnest.

    “Bring me my red shirt!” yells the captain.

    “Correction, FIVE Spanish Ships off the port bow” yells the crowsnest.

    “Bring me my brown pants!” yells the captain.
11. Frontier Former Editor says:

    February 2, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    Arrrghhhh, this steerin’ wheel’s drivin’ me nuts!
12. raincoaster says:

    February 2, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    What have you got a steering wheel down there for?
13. Metro says:

    February 3, 2007 at 12:31 am

    Truly, a good pun is its own reword.
14. Frontier Former Editor says:

    February 3, 2007 at 4:45 am

    Because the clutch wouldn’t fit
15. raincoaster says:

    February 3, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    Oh, but I bet you tried for years.