the greatest interpretation of Total Eclipse of the Heart in the history of music
21 Feb 2007 17 Comments
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Or the future, either, come to think of it. In a world which contains Bonnie Tyler‘s pared-to-the-bone proto-emo wail as well as the postmodern Total Eclipse of Good Taste by the Norwegian novelty band Hurra Torpedo, performed on electric guitar and kitchen appliances, (and now, from Defamer, comes word that even that staggery goddess of the trailer park Tara Reid has taken a shot at this tatty survivor…perhaps the last ditty that will have her) there is simply no rendition, extraordinary or otherwise, that can compare to the immortal Kiki and Herb performing an all-too-heartfelt version of Total Eclipse of the Heart.
Poor Coco!
(as for the Squid tag…what do you think happened to her, eh?
Kids don’t dissolve in seawater, my friends)
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Feb 21, 2007 @ 10:30:06
My God. Im not scared easily, but that is seriously disturbing!
I think we can thank them for illustrating, in their own inimitable fashion what a truly horrendous piece of schlock this song really is. A Total Eclipse of Talent.
Feb 21, 2007 @ 10:54:46
C’mon, give it to them; that end montage/breakdown thing was AWESOMENESS ITSELF!
But someone should turn Kiki on to the boob tape.
Feb 21, 2007 @ 11:03:55
Also, check out Total Eclipse of Good Taste in the links; it’s hilarious.
Feb 21, 2007 @ 12:23:57
Schlock is in the heart of the broken! I remember listening to Bonnie on my trannie.
Feb 21, 2007 @ 12:29:36
It’s Divine!
Feb 21, 2007 @ 22:00:24
my life in pictures! you’ve made me late for work but it was worth it
Feb 21, 2007 @ 23:38:35
This montage was cool.
Feb 22, 2007 @ 00:20:22
@ Arch:
Those days aren’t so far gone. The last time I heard this I think it was sung by a tranny named Bonnie.
Feb 22, 2007 @ 00:24:46
No, it was sung by Norway’s most popular kitchen appliance band, unless you didn’t read my blog back then and if not, why not?
Feb 22, 2007 @ 14:57:53
It drags in some places, and Coco’s meteoric fate suggests a high manga-nese content.
Feb 23, 2007 @ 06:08:04
Sorry, you lose points for that one. You’ve already used that joke once.
We are all Coco.
Feb 23, 2007 @ 13:24:24
guess it left a metallic taste, eh?