See, North Americans love soccer too! We just play it differently.
The funniest thing about this video is the way the moose gets so pissed off when the ball gets caught in a shrub. You just know that as he stomped away he was cursing that shrub and muttering moorosely.
via Defamer, the Hollywood Gossip site. And no, I don’t know why they went with this when they could have posted Helen Mirren reading lines from Borat, but oh well.
Webjunk, from whence Defamer stole it, has helpfully provided a translation of the anguished dog’s commentary.
“You are ruining my life. Stop it stop it!!! Why? This is all I have. Oh sh*t, dude you are stepping on my tail. Oh – that’s better. Hey Moose, stop. Please, that has my scent on it. Make him stop, I will never leave it outside again. Kill me. Kill me. Why?”
That said, we are huge dog lovers (no, we are not Korean) and we find this hilarious. Is it because the pain is so real?
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Of course the moose has much more personality than Beckham. And a larger vocabulary too.
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This of course is why we have no championship teams in basketball. That moose would have been so busted for travelling.
Personally, I favour letting the dog compete. Though I’d be betting on the moose.
Man, I so feel for that dog!
The moose was pretty good, but I’m surprised he let the bush steal it. Still, it knew it had been in a fight.
az, good one.
Didn’t you know? Bushes are known for stealing things, especially elections.
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