From Defamer comes the shocking news that, while inside the chapel, out of sight of the public, Anna Nicole Smith‘s casket was attacked by a cluster of giant, pink, and apparently grief-crazed Squid, who threw themselves upon the coffin in an undistinguishable mass of blubbering pinkitude. Judging by their plumage the cephalopods are part of the Bobby Trendy Posse, known to make their homes near the warm waters of Santa Monica, Miami, and Palm Springs.
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Looks more like a huge prawn with too many legs to me.
That’s possible. I thought maybe a cuttlefish or a horny, gigantic gay millipede…
*wipes spattered coffee off computer screen*
It’s Anna Nicole Smith. It’s hardly unrealistic; everything else has happened!
“Pimp My Casket”?
Seriously: are those Pink’s hair extensions, woven into the edge?
“undistinguishable mass of blubbering pinkitude”
I think that’s the definition of a c*nt, and I’m not referring to the nether region, either.
You gusy, it’s a southern/Texas/blonde thing. Ya’ll wouldn’t understand. Really.
Y’all don’t look that Texas blonde to me. Jenna: Jenna looks like a Texas Blonde. A bit chubby, a bit synthetic, and up for just about anything in the church parking lot.