Anna Nicole’s coffin attacked by Giant, Gay Squid
04 Mar 2007 9 Comments
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From Defamer comes the shocking news that, while inside the chapel, out of sight of the public, Anna Nicole Smith‘s casket was attacked by a cluster of giant, pink, and apparently grief-crazed Squid, who threw themselves upon the coffin in an undistinguishable mass of blubbering pinkitude. Judging by their plumage the cephalopods are part of the Bobby Trendy Posse, known to make their homes near the warm waters of Santa Monica, Miami, and Palm Springs.
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Mar 04, 2007 @ 17:29:28
Looks more like a huge prawn with too many legs to me.
Mar 05, 2007 @ 00:17:50
That’s possible. I thought maybe a cuttlefish or a horny, gigantic gay millipede…
Mar 05, 2007 @ 06:29:51
*wipes spattered coffee off computer screen*
Mar 05, 2007 @ 06:30:52
It’s Anna Nicole Smith. It’s hardly unrealistic; everything else has happened!
Mar 05, 2007 @ 17:52:55
“Pimp My Casket”?
Mar 05, 2007 @ 20:41:42
Seriously: are those Pink’s hair extensions, woven into the edge?
Mar 06, 2007 @ 05:02:37
“undistinguishable mass of blubbering pinkitude”
I think that’s the definition of a c*nt, and I’m not referring to the nether region, either.
Mar 06, 2007 @ 05:04:00
You gusy, it’s a southern/Texas/blonde thing. Ya’ll wouldn’t understand. Really.
Mar 06, 2007 @ 08:03:06
Y’all don’t look that Texas blonde to me. Jenna: Jenna looks like a Texas Blonde. A bit chubby, a bit synthetic, and up for just about anything in the church parking lot.