raincoaster

11 Comments

1. 

   Frontier Former Editor

   Posted March 12, 2007 at 2:25 pm | Permalink

   I wish my junior high and high school counselors had this poster instead of those goddamn posters of cats mewling ‘Baby Hang On’ or those posters with the lyrics to “C’mon People Now, Let’s Get Together”
2. 

   raincoaster

   Posted March 12, 2007 at 5:21 pm | Permalink

   You need to check out Despair.com.

   “Bitterness: never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there’s nothing the world loves as much as the taste of really sweet dreams” accompanied by a picture of a sandcastle being eaten by the waves.
3. 

   Curtis

   Posted March 12, 2007 at 10:01 pm | Permalink

   I believe the children are our future.
   Serve them rare with last year’s cabernet.
   Show me all the goodies they possess inside…
4. 

   Metro

   Posted March 12, 2007 at 11:27 pm | Permalink

   The guy who occupies the desk opposite mine has the “Teamwork: Share victory, share defeat” poster.

   The accompanying picture is five rats all caught in the same trap.

   Also fond of this one: http://dorm.tunkeymicket.com/images/murphy.law.teamwork.jpg
5. 

   raincoaster

   Posted March 13, 2007 at 1:01 am | Permalink

   Very motivating.

   Curtis, I have Vincent Price’s cooking lesson, “How to Prepare a Small Boy” but I cannot get it to post as it is the wrong speed and sounds like a chipmunk. That greatly lessens the malevolence factor, alas.
6. 

   archiearchive

   Posted March 13, 2007 at 9:39 am | Permalink

   At least there are no reports of a desert squid. Unlike the nearly confirmed rumours of the Snow Squid!
7. 

   raincoaster

   Posted March 13, 2007 at 6:27 pm | Permalink

   Ah, you have not heard of the Sand Dwellers, and that which they serve! Excellent…
8. 

   Metro

   Posted March 13, 2007 at 7:17 pm | Permalink

   The Sand Dwellers–don’t they serve the Dork Lord Lucas?

   They are indeed very squidlike, and no-one knows how many tentacles they have.
9. 

   raincoaster

   Posted March 14, 2007 at 3:59 am | Permalink

   Negitory: Lucas stole them from Lovecraft. I’d get the actual short story, but I’m too lazy. It was the one with the dead relative and the penniless academic moves into the palatial yet isolated house in New England and strange things happen. You know, that one.
10. 

    Metro

    Posted March 14, 2007 at 4:54 am | Permalink

    I thought that was Stephen King?
11. 

    raincoaster

    Posted March 14, 2007 at 5:10 am | Permalink

    Gee, another coincidence…it’s eerie, I’m telling you, as if they are compelled by a force from beyond the grave…

    Actually, one of the things I’m working on is a Lovecraftian short story set in Vancouver. Could be amusing. Could be dire.