quiz: what the hell is wrong with your ex
31 Mar 2007 8 Comments
in Dating, Humour, Quizzes and tests, Science, Singles, advice, humor, sad
Here’s one everyone can identify with! I love that it puts the answers only in the form of pathologies because of course dumping or failing to please jewels such as us is indeed pathological.
Your Ex is Histrionic |
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Sound at all familiar? |
Hmmmm, now I’m not so sure…inappropriately seductive, prone to rapid mood swings, and rash decision makers, eh? But I’m not seeing where the negatives are here…(also, there’s no place to say what attracted you to your ex was the way he looked mid-Marathon, skimming across the ground in those shorts; the shallow are always pushed to the margins, except in W and PerezHilton.com!).
Apr 01, 2007 @ 15:56:24
Hmm, I wonder if they have a homeless crack whore mention in there…
Apr 01, 2007 @ 20:39:56
“inappropriately seductive, prone to rapid mood swings, and rash decision makers” – so, not boring then.
Mine was.
we broke up.
Apr 01, 2007 @ 22:15:25
There’s a category for boring. Dunno if there’s one for crack whores, but you could run through the test and find out.
Why do interesting people go out with boring people? Is it all a big pity fuck? The stupidest headline I ever saw was on Cosmopolitan magazine: “Does He Bore You? How to Stay Interested!” Why you’d want to was not discussed. I wonder if “lobotomy” was on the list of suggestions.
Apr 04, 2007 @ 21:13:18
Actually Angie wasn’t boring when we first got together. Gotta admit that it was interesting.
Apr 04, 2007 @ 21:45:19
Well, histrionic is, as you can see, an option. I also have a boring ex. Won’t do that again. The cutoff for boring is now 1 date.
Apr 04, 2007 @ 23:34:09
My ex is in prison and will never be released.
Apr 05, 2007 @ 08:00:27
Ya, ya, that’s what Susan Musgrave thought. Good anecdote, bad reality.