quiz: which superhero are you?

Ah, I saw this coming a mile away. A better quality quiz than you usually get at QuizFarm; the Dark Knight is the highest and bestest iteration of the species known as Hero.

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight
92%
William Wallace
88%
El Zorro
88%
Lara Croft
71%
Captain Jack Sparrow
67%
Maximus
67%
Indiana Jones
67%
James Bond, Agent 007
58%
Neo, the “One”
58%
The Amazing Spider-Man
46%
The Terminator
42%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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37 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Frontier Former Editor
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 00:33:29

    You scored as Maximus.

    After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus’s assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

    Maximus 58%
    James Bond, Agent 007 58%
    Lara Croft 58%
    Batman, the Dark Knight 58%
    Indiana Jones 58%
    William Wallace 58%
    Neo, the “One” 50%
    The Amazing Spider-Man 46%
    The Terminator 42%
    Captain Jack Sparrow 42%
    El Zorro 38%

    I suppose this means I’ll be beating someone with a telephone during my next hotel stay, but that raises questions whether I’m Jon Voight in Midnight Cowboy too . . . . .

  2. Tommy
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 00:47:28

    I got William Wallace. So, I think that I’m legally bound and obligated to do the following…

    FREEDOM!!!!!!!

  3. raincoaster
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 01:11:34

    “Editor. Former Frontier Editor.” Hmmm, will need to work on your tagline.

    I actually didn’t know who William Wallace was and had to look it up. No Hebrideans in my ancestry!

  4. Cat
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 05:22:02

    “As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.”
    Neo, the “One” 67%
    Batman, the Dark Knight 67%
    The Amazing Spider-Man 67%

    Captain Jack Sparrow 54%
    James Bond, Agent 007 54%
    El Zorro 54%
    William Wallace 50%
    The Terminator 46%
    Lara Croft 42%
    Maximus 38%
    Indiana Jones 38%

    I don’t like Batman really. I wanted to be someone like Captain Jack Sparrow, James Bond or Indiana Jones and I did say I hate caves?!

    Meh, better go back into my cave saving Gotham City of itself….

  5. raincoaster
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 05:29:31

    You don’t like Batman??? The ultimate humanist protagonist? Oh, for shame. We sentence you to reading the entire original Dark Knight series, including the part where he breaks up with Robin/Nightwing.

    Besides, think of the mansion and the car!

  6. Cat
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 06:10:13

    The mansion and the car are definitely a bonus. And Alfred is amazing! Do you have a link to the original Dark Knight series?

    But James Bond is, well, James Bond. He is in more places than just Gotham City and he has an even better car and gadgets. I am referring to earlier Bonds by the way, Casino Royale didn’t really do it for me.

    And Indiana Jones, well, there is the music and the almost too frequent near-death experiences. And of course his excellent dad. How can you not like that?

  7. raincoaster
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 06:30:54

    Hmmm, you’re not so all about the Neo either, eh? No existentialist, you! Yes, we’d all love an Alfred of our very own.

    While I do have some hard copies of a couple of the original Dark Knight series, unfortunately I was going through delayed puberty and spent my comic dollars on New Teen Titans, alas. And this is why I am impecunious to this very day. But this isn’t a bad place to start reading about The Dark Knight, truly one of the highest iterations of the comic book form.
    http://www.darkknight.ca/

  8. Cat
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 06:47:02

    The whole slow motion thing and bullet effects with Neo would just annoy me. You guessed right, I don’t think I’m ever happy….

    Catwoman wouldn’t be too bad though: http://www.darkknight.ca/dknight.html

  9. raincoaster
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 06:55:49

    Catwoman rocked, but what about The Huntress, the daughter of Catwoman and Batman? A more morally ambiguous heroine was never invented, but my god she was cool.

    Incidentally, that site is wrong about her. There were TWO Huntresses, which is a result of DC hiring some people who hadn’t read their Bat-history. The character they came up with was too cool to delete, so they just went with the duality. Later, they retroactively killed off the world the Huntress existed in anyway, during Crisis on Infinite Earths. God, I never thought I’d need to remember this stuff, but I do.

    Also, I feel real old now.

  10. azahar
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 09:27:25

    Batman, the Dark Knight 63%
    James Bond, Agent 007 54%
    Maximus 54%
    Neo, the “One” 50%
    William Wallace 46%
    Indiana Jones 42%
    El Zorro 42%
    The Terminator 38%
    Lara Croft 38%
    Captain Jack Sparrow 38%
    The Amazing Spider-Man 38%

    Hmmm… a Batman/Bond hero sounds interesting.

  11. raincoaster
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 09:38:36

    I’d date him.

  12. Frontier Former Editor
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 11:36:28

    But you wouldn’t touch a Maximus/Bond . . . . hmmpf

  13. raincoaster
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 12:07:26

    He didn’t ask me. Besides, he’s at least 50% dead.

  14. Metro
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 14:01:36

    Captain Jack Sparrow 79%
    The Amazing Spider-Man 79%
    El Zorro 71%
    Neo, the “One” 67%
    Lara Croft 67%
    Maximus 67%
    Batman, the Dark Knight 63%
    The Terminator 58%
    Indiana Jones 58%
    James Bond, Agent 007 54%
    William Wallace 50%

    I tied at Jack Sparrow and Spider-Man, which is all wrong–rum and swinging between buildings on thread don’t mix. The tie breaker went in favour of Spider-Man.

    But the list has problems: WIlliam Wallace was a brigand and villain, like that Rob Roy fellah, and he’s anti-semitic too. What kind of hero is that?

    As for “The Terminator” being a hero … I think there’s a big difference between a hero and a really cool villain. A distinction George Lucas should have talked to me about.

    Oh–and there’s at least one hero missing from that list. But I suppose it’s taken for granted that nobody is the Doctor but the Doctor.

  15. Cat
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 17:42:48

    I have never heard of the Huntress, but then again I never used to read comics.

    Well, there used to be more timelords, but there is only one doctor.

  16. somegosoftly
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 19:32:40

    You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6′s best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license’s to kill. He doesn’t care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner. James Bond, Agent 007100%Lara Croft63%Neo, the "One"54%Indiana Jones46%Captain Jack Sparrow46%El Zorro46%Batman, the Dark Knight42%The Terminator38%William Wallace29%Maximus25%The Amazing Spider-Man25%Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

  17. somegosoftly
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 19:33:12

    Sweeeeet…

  18. raincoaster
    Apr 02, 2007 @ 22:08:56

    Aren’t there seven or eight Doctors by now? I’m sure I saw one episode with at least four in it.

    Captain Jack, eh Metro? Not bad, how good are you with eyeliner? http://carocat.wordpress.com/2007/03/31/pirates-of-the-caribbean-at-worlds-end-gametrailer/

    And Bond, eh SGS? Very impressive.

  19. Metro
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 05:01:51

    Terrible, but you should see me in a van dyck with sneering moustachios.

  20. Cat
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 06:48:52

    It’a all about Captain Jack Sparrow!

    They are all the same doctor:

    To date, ten actors have played the role in the television series, with these changes being explained by his ability to regenerate.

  21. raincoaster
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 06:56:19

    Yes, but yet they are all different. I liked the looks of the Peter Davison one, but I liked the attitude of the Tom Baker one much better. And some of the snarkier Doctors have been good as well, though none as decorative. The current one isn’t bad.

  22. Cat
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 07:01:41

    I have never seen [or even heard of] Doctor Who until they restarted it with Christopher Eccleston and Billie Piper two or three years ago.

    I very much like David Tenant, I remember watching a BBC production ‘Casanova’ with him about six to twelve months prior to him starting on Doctor Who and he was absolutely brilliant.

  23. raincoaster
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 07:54:34

    Billie Piper, she’s the blonde mouthbreather, isn’t she? I’ve never yet seen a shot of her with her mouth closed; she must have terrible hay fever or something.

  24. Cat
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 08:00:36

    Haha, that’s one way of putting it.

    She is a very good actress though, I remember seeing her in ‘Bella and the Boys’ in which she was excellent.

  25. raincoaster
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 08:19:46

    My television viewage has fallen through the floor since my cable-loving roommate moved out a few years ago. Basically I only use the tv for exercise videos and old Thin Man movies, with the occasional Viggo flick thrown in. There are some good shows out there, though.

  26. Cat
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 09:15:38

    I don’t have a TV reception any more. We gave up on that a while ago. I suppose it’s good that I live with housemates who buy a lot on DVD.

  27. raincoaster
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 09:39:11

    Yes, or a Bittorrent addict is handy as well. The only videos I really want that I don’t have at the moment are The Return of the King, After the Thin Man, Henry V (I have a huge crush on Kenneth Branagh), and the latest in the Harry Potter series. Oh, and after watching 300 tonight, 300, only it’s not out yet.

    In fact, it’s quite closety. Badum-bump.

  28. Cat
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 10:07:32

    Yeah, there is something about Mr Branagh.

    The Return of the King as in LotR? One of the few DVD’s I actually bought.

    And I have and Harry Potter addiction, so I own those as well. Or was that my housemates? It’s going to be a mess if one of us ever moves out!

    I have not yet seen 300, most of the feedback I’ve heard wasn’t too great.

    And Bittorrent is very useful for all these shows that take forever to come across the pond to us. I’m very much into Lost, Heroes and so on….

  29. raincoaster
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 10:15:13

    Yes, the Return of the King as in LotR: I’ve seen it three and a half times, but it’s the only one I don’t own. I even met Viggo, but I still don’t own ROTK.

    As for 300, I just got back from watching it. Bloody, jingoistic, transparently propgagandizing, but real, real purty. If you like muscular, half-naked men, you’ll love it. The theatre was filled with women. If it weren’t 3 in the bloody morning I’d stay up and do a blow-by-blow comparison of it with the real Battle of Thermopylae. One thing: the real battle didn’t have so many shaven-chested hotties.

  30. Cat
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 15:50:05

    You met Viggo? Why, how, when, where?

  31. azahar
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 19:52:09

    I got William Wallace. So, I think that I’m legally bound and obligated to do the following… FREEDOM!!!!!!!

    I never understood that one.

    You can take our lives but you can’t take away our freeeedoommm!!!

    Huh? How does that work? Exactly?

  32. Metro
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 20:32:24

    Yeah … corpses aren’t free, as Igor keeps telling me when he comes for his allowance.

  33. raincoaster
    Apr 03, 2007 @ 22:44:25

    Damn straight. You think they grow on trees? Only in SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    The “How I met Viggo” tale shall be posted shortly, if I can find it. It’s a 10,000 word monster, though. Basically, all you need to know is that he really is shy and that he’s ten times sexier in person.

  34. Cat
    Apr 04, 2007 @ 05:50:41

    he’s ten times sexier in person

    Sounds impossible to me. :)

  35. raincoaster
    Apr 04, 2007 @ 06:30:28

    You haven’t met him. I have, three times. Sexier in person, although I did manage to ignore him once until he poked me with a pen.

  36. Metro
    Apr 06, 2007 @ 16:42:40

    Hate to disappoint you, but that wasn’t a pen.

    Feathery strokers–feh.

  37. raincoaster
    Apr 07, 2007 @ 00:52:00

    Yeah, yeah. I know adolescent blunderers like yourself don’t want to hear it, but it really is how you use it.

    And anyone who wants to know the size merely has to rent The Indian Runner for the 7 second full frontal nudity.

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