Your humble blog servant – say, have you cut your hair? Something about you looks just so remarkably alive lately, we’ve all been meaning to tell you – begs to draw your attention – seriously, are you working out? You must be doing something right; your skin just glows – to the fact that a dear, dear friend of yours – really, you can bunk with us anytime, we’ll even clear out the Haunted Chamber for you – and a loyal blogreader except if you’re not a blogger in which case we pore over your comments (or silences as the case may be) as if they were morsels of gold from the lips of the Buddha himself, is a finalist in the Best of Blogs competition and humbly petitions for your consideration.
Vote here, pretty please with a cherry and the naked
celebrity/obscurity of your choice on top
You have only till midnight EDT, Friday, April 13,
so don’t delay, vote today!
Have I mentioned that I give marvelous head?
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Congratulations. When does the voting end?
Thanks for reminding me; it says Voting will continue until Friday, April 13, at midnight EDT.
done and done! :)
Thanks!!! Make a note to claim your reward when I win.
ya better stop telling everybody i eat bum sauce…
Oh, perish the thought. Did I mention that for the last two weeks I’ve been tied up in a pit while PIRATES, dastardly PIRATES took over my blog!?!?! Isn’t that horrible? But don’t worry about me, don’t give it another thought; the doctors say I’ll get out of the hospital just as soon as they can confirm that the grafts have taken and I’m not rejecting the new lungs…
Done, and I didn’t even ask for head.
I’d give it to you, but the Spam filter doesn’t seem to want to let me. Try some Canadian Pills over at Tethered Cow (in the sidebar) instead.
“Marvellous”? This isn’t what I’m hearing–or more accuarately, seeing spray-painted, down around the Salvation Army mission.
And I know what you’re thinking–but actually I’m down there ministering to the occasional drunk whose wallet contents have thrown him sufficiently off-balance to pitch him headlong into the gutter, with only the smallst assistance.
Stoopid Pirates!
ps I voted.
I like that the categories differ from the usual “best of blogs” typecasts.
Hi Raincoaster,
I voted for you. You sure deserve it!! Oh, and Mr. Linky? Just go to the website, register, log in and use the wizard. The wizard gives a code that you post (using the WP.com code editor) at the bottom of the post.
You’re fantabulous!!
Mr. Linkey website:
http://www.blenza.com/linkies/index.php
I was going to go for whisky, but if there’s head on offer…
Thanks x 5! As for Head, have all you like!
http://terryxart.com/Headpg1.htm
Voted :)
Merci bien. It’s not the world’s most authoritiative competition, and the prizes are essentially useless to me (I’ll just pass them on to engtech to use as prizes or something) but it’s fun to compete.
Reward? Where? Well, anyway, I hope you’ll win this :)
Do I need to point out that I voted for you?
:p
Yay! Thanks! Operation Global Media Domination proceeds on schedule!
I’ll vote today tomorrow thursday AND friday if you give head to cthulhu
Done. Throw in a bottle of tequila and I’ll tell my friends to vote for you too.
Unfortunately, Cthulhu has already vowed that I will be eaten first…so what we have here is a logistical problem.
If I could afford a bottle of tequila, do you think I’d be sober enough to campaign so hard?
Oh, BLOG tequila. Done!
I await the landslide with humility and gratitude, as always.
I see a way out of your dillemma – if Cthulhu gets head, then HE’s been eaten first and all threats of world destruction are off.
My superhero should have been Daniel Webster, I tell ya . . . .
Voted for ya. If you win, tell them to add a category that my blog can win in, dammit.
…although come to think of it, if they add an animal category, that freakin’ Cute Overload will take them. DAMN YOU AND YOUR HAMSTER TONGUES TO HELL.
But FFE, that would mean there’d be no world destruction, and it would be throwing away all we’ve worked for lo, these many millennia!
Cute Overload is only the most successful of our initiatives to clear off the earth and drive everyone to gibbering insanity. Lolcats too.
You’ve got my vote, beotch….I mean, how much more can thee worship? You inspire me to walk over to my Korg Triton and break out the second level hymns book and play: Ohhh, Raincoaster, Walk With Thee….and, Kumbaya, the Rain, Kumbaya…..Glory, Glory, Rain, and you get the point, not to mention a ditty to Queen and my own personal nomination for first tag.
Boy, you really want that head, don’t you? (also, I misread that as “fist” tag).
Also, I’ll get to the tag, sorry about the delay. I’m way behind on my posts after what, three or four weeks of internet interruptus.
Oh no, I don’t really go that way! But you could offer me a nice bottle of Canadian Ice Wine!
Don’t worry about the tag, it was supposed to have been five people, I only wrote up three.
Juvenal tagged me too, so I really DO have to get to it.
So is voting for this closed now or what?
…oh, nevermind, I’m an idiot.
Don’t worry, it’s a good reminder to me to be sure to get my badge up for the other award I was nominated for, the whatchamacallit.
I tagged you again. I should borrow some of your blog friends and tag them instead so you don’t endure the endless slew and agony of memes.
I’m far too lazy to respond to tags actually. I figure if I blow off enough of them people will just give up on me that way. Mind you, if it’s really cool I may do it after all (connect the tats on a nekkid Trent Reznor, etc).
Or they might tag you until you acquiesce!
I wish them luck. I see now why you’re smuggling me booze: so I’ll get drunk and say yes! An old trick, but it rarely fails (on me at least!).
Goddamn it! I was just going to bribe you with booze again.
You know me all too well. Oh that reminds me. Hunt for the picture.
http://www.netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images547587_re2.jpg
Here you go. Not as good as your pic but still…
HA! She looks like Sandra Dee as a chimpanzee! Why is it bright blue?