In the realm of celebrity myths, some inspire more fervent belief than others. No-one really believes that Michael Jackson was black or human once, for instance. But a great many fans have a passionate interest and zealous, if somewhat sweaty, belief in the existence of the mythical Britney Spears/Kevin Federline sex tape.
A mythical sex tape we have covered before at the ol’ raincoaster blog.
But, good people, there’s more to the story than what we wrote there.
Far more.
Rumours surfaced that the former KFed (now known as Fed-Ex) had a copy of the tape, and was threatening to release it unless bought off with millions of dollars and custody of their two children, Tater Tot and Federletus 2.0.
That’s where you come in.
Yes, fans, the spotless reputation of your idol, Ms. Britney Spears, simple Southern gal, single mom, and salt of the Earth (or at least one of those white powders, of one of the planets, maybe Venus) depends upon you. Play this delightful flash game and catch all the sex tapes Federline can throw before they reach the paparazzi.
Play the Britney Flash game.
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I don’t even need to read this to tell you that someone needs to teach her how to fucking dress. Jesus Christ! The fine state of Louisiana ought to export her ass to West Virginia!
Represent, woman, represent!
My God, looking at this picture infuriates my good fashion sense. What the hell are those things sticking out of her shorts? Or is that a skirt? Or is that a fuckin’ skort (the worst portmanteau, by the way, next to SHART).
This is like some shit out of Thelma and Louise!
This makes me want to SHART my SKORT!
I think actually (and you’d better be sitting down for this) those are the pockets of the shorts. Nice sunglasses, though.
Hmm. Is there a rabbit in there?
I know she couldn’t fit a Federline in those shorts. That’s why he’s always wearing the manpris.
Well, at least she IS wearing a pair of ‘somethings’ for a change!!
This is a point.
[...] least, I’ve got this silly flash game, which is the next best thing. Compare and contrast to the Britney Spears Grab the Sex Tape game: Toss Donny a rose from the back row of the concert hall and make him fall in love with [...]
She’s wearing those because K-Fed’s finally wearing the pants.
No, he’s STILL wearing those ridonkulous manpris.
Please provide pic of manpris!
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos2/kevin-federline-to-sing-at-teen-choice-awards-147.jpg
Aren’t those Bermuda shorts?
No, Bermudas are up around the knee. Manpris are the male equivalent of capris, ie the only shorts that people with varicose veins can wear.
Those HAVE to be Bermudas!! If he didn’t have them hanging so low on his hips showing all who even cared to look at what his Choice of the Day ‘silkies’ are, they’d only reach his knees!
I believe he’s implied they need to hang that low to cover his enormous “earning potential”.
That was a kick ass game.
I was unable to stop the tape from reaching the public :)
As Britney herself would be, I think. But the smart money says Federline got his “shut up and go away” money and we’ll never see the damn thing.
دماااار الله يدمركم ااامين ايه الصليبيون
She looks great as usual!
i am a big big big big big fan of britney i would love to save her she is the pretyest girl in the world