save Britney’s sex tape!
01 May 2007 22 Comments
in Britney Spears, Celebrity, Censorship, Entertainment, Etiquette, Family, Fans, Games, Hoaxes, Humour, Lush Life, Porn, Sex, Singles, capitalism, humor, music, television
In the realm of celebrity myths, some inspire more fervent belief than others. No-one really believes that Michael Jackson was black or human once, for instance. But a great many fans have a passionate interest and zealous, if somewhat sweaty, belief in the existence of the mythical Britney Spears/Kevin Federline sex tape.
A mythical sex tape we have covered before at the ol’ raincoaster blog.
But, good people, there’s more to the story than what we wrote there.
Far more.
Rumours surfaced that the former KFed (now known as Fed-Ex) had a copy of the tape, and was threatening to release it unless bought off with millions of dollars and custody of their two children, Tater Tot and Federletus 2.0.
That’s where you come in.
Yes, fans, the spotless reputation of your idol, Ms. Britney Spears, simple Southern gal, single mom, and salt of the Earth (or at least one of those white powders, of one of the planets, maybe Venus) depends upon you. Play this delightful flash game and catch all the sex tapes Federline can throw before they reach the paparazzi.
Play the Britney Flash game.
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May 01, 2007 @ 22:13:53
I don’t even need to read this to tell you that someone needs to teach her how to fucking dress. Jesus Christ! The fine state of Louisiana ought to export her ass to West Virginia!
Represent, woman, represent!
May 01, 2007 @ 22:16:48
My God, looking at this picture infuriates my good fashion sense. What the hell are those things sticking out of her shorts? Or is that a skirt? Or is that a fuckin’ skort (the worst portmanteau, by the way, next to SHART).
This is like some shit out of Thelma and Louise!
May 01, 2007 @ 22:17:37
This makes me want to SHART my SKORT!
May 02, 2007 @ 00:01:04
I think actually (and you’d better be sitting down for this) those are the pockets of the shorts. Nice sunglasses, though.
May 02, 2007 @ 02:40:09
Hmm. Is there a rabbit in there?
May 02, 2007 @ 02:50:59
I know she couldn’t fit a Federline in those shorts. That’s why he’s always wearing the manpris.
May 02, 2007 @ 10:10:35
Well, at least she IS wearing a pair of ‘somethings’ for a change!!
May 02, 2007 @ 10:14:53
This is a point.
May 03, 2007 @ 14:15:10
She’s wearing those because K-Fed’s finally wearing the pants.
May 03, 2007 @ 14:20:03
No, he’s STILL wearing those ridonkulous manpris.
May 03, 2007 @ 14:43:48
Please provide pic of manpris!
May 03, 2007 @ 14:52:01
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos2/kevin-federline-to-sing-at-teen-choice-awards-147.jpg
May 03, 2007 @ 15:13:26
Aren’t those Bermuda shorts?
May 03, 2007 @ 15:14:49
No, Bermudas are up around the knee. Manpris are the male equivalent of capris, ie the only shorts that people with varicose veins can wear.
May 04, 2007 @ 09:59:09
Those HAVE to be Bermudas!! If he didn’t have them hanging so low on his hips showing all who even cared to look at what his Choice of the Day ‘silkies’ are, they’d only reach his knees!
May 04, 2007 @ 21:08:40
I believe he’s implied they need to hang that low to cover his enormous “earning potential”.
May 05, 2007 @ 00:44:34
That was a kick ass game.
I was unable to stop the tape from reaching the public :)
May 05, 2007 @ 00:51:16
As Britney herself would be, I think. But the smart money says Federline got his “shut up and go away” money and we’ll never see the damn thing.
Oct 30, 2007 @ 07:54:38
دماااار الله يدمركم ااامين ايه الصليبيون
Nov 22, 2007 @ 12:27:29
She looks great as usual!
Aug 02, 2008 @ 10:23:43
i am a big big big big big fan of britney i would love to save her she is the pretyest girl in the world