Like unicorns? Like little old ladies? You’ll love Grannycorn!

Oh, I feel so evil, posting this.

Granicorn, yo!

Yangcheng Evening Post reports that 95 year old Granny Zhao of China first spotted a mole on her forehead three years ago. It’s since grown into the pumpkin husk like shape you see above.

Granny Zhao says it causes her no discomfort and only blocks part of her vision. It doesn’t really bother her and she basically pays it no mind. Her family, on the other hand, is hoping that medical experts can explain what the fuck it is.

Silly blogger: it’s magic! Everyone knows that if the Buddha kisses your third eye you grow a magical unicorn horn there…and you can use it for dowsing or even pick up some pretty cool radio stations! Granny Zhao is all ovah that hip hop shit.

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9 thoughts on “Like unicorns? Like little old ladies? You’ll love Grannycorn!

  1. nursemyra says:

    we’ve got some spectacular facial growths at the gimcrack too. not quite in this league but it’s more common than you may think.

    don’t get old

  2. naomi says:

    i saw this on somoene else’s blog. i could only think that teen acne was bad enough. if though i’m pretty sure that boy would be happy to have a horn.

  3. Roland says:

    Eeww! That’s gross man.

  4. raincoaster says:

    That’s what they come to raincoaster for. I’m all about the gross. Oh, and the Nine Inch Nails, and the Giant Squid.

  5. Stiletto says:

    And they say there’s no such thing as a unicorn.

    I’m stealing, I’m stealing!

  6. raincoaster says:

    Steal away! Poor Granny Zhao. On the other hand, she’s famous!

  7. Stiletto says:

    Hmm. I got to think of something to top this pic –

    Have you seen a pic of the notorious coke addict soap actress? She actually lost her nose – you can see RIGHT UP IT. It is HORRIBLE. I thought it was a joke at first. I think she’s Brit or Australian.

  8. raincoaster says:

    Nope, do find a picture. But you don’t have to look so far for that kind of accident. I was on the Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery blog yesterday and there was much talk of Jennifer Aniston’s nose and the “deviated septum”.

  9. Stiletto says:

    Oh – Aniston’s got nothing on this chick. I’ll find a pic.

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