and don’t even start with me, Texas!
BC oysters are gargantuan, breathtakingly muscled city-levelling monstrosities from which even Godzilla would flee in terror, tail tucked neatly between giant dinosaurian legs. You don’t mess with our oysters. Our oysters can kick your oysters’ ass.
Especially once I tell them that YOUR oysters need Viagra.
I then turned to my partners and said “boys – we are going to feed our oysters Viagra and other minerals and vitamins that help with erection dysfunction”. They of course thought I was kidding… within the week we had our web sites, business names and a patent pending application lodged.
We then began the process of feeding oysters the Viagra and other minerals etc in glass and stainless steel tanks.
All I can say is that eating a dozen of these Sydney Rock Hard Oysters® sure as heck works!
What? It’s not really for the oysters at all? Well then, who could the Viagra be for? Hello, Australia? Hello?
Funny, everything’s gone quiet on their end. Maybe I intimidated them?
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We expelled the gooeyducks from Australia – any more than a handful is a waste – - -
Ah, do you have small hands, too?
Anywayz – that thing definitely needs Viagra! Small hands but I can lick my eyebrows – - -
Ya, ya. With enough Viagra under it, eh? Don’t give yourself a black eye.
didn’t you all sprout the mussels with natural neurotoxins a few years back as well?
Very handy for export, Yankee.
after you tested them on a few dozen of your own, heh heh
That’s what you think. Nobody misses a few tourists. They were paralyzed: LIKE they could contradict our press releases!