quiz: what bra are you?

This is hilarious: this is about the only type of bra I do not own. But then, I have this birthday coming up…and thanks to the Celebrity Boob Twin test, you all know my size.


You Are a Flashy Red Bra!


Outgoing, friendly, and fascinating.

You’re a charmer, with your pick of the men.

But you want a man who’s as magnetic as you are.

You need someone who can keep up with your all night gab fests!

What Kind of Bra Are You?

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12 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Wandering Coyote
    Jun 20, 2007 @ 04:55:42

    Lo and behold…I am the same! Why am I not surprised?

  2. raincoaster
    Jun 20, 2007 @ 05:02:52

    The fringe is cute, I must say, but what’s the point when you’ve never learned to shimmy properly:?

  3. Alabaster Crippens
    Jun 20, 2007 @ 08:08:47

    You Are a Sleek Black Bra!

    Subtle, sophisticated, and classy.
    You’re not the first woman a man notices in the room…
    But you’re the one he remembers a week later.
    You need a guy who will make a lasting impression on you too!

    Ain’t that the truth….or not. If you replace subtle with brash, sophisticated with pompous and classy with smelly….then we’re in business.

  4. raincoaster
    Jun 20, 2007 @ 08:51:10

    Hey, pompous goes a long way in the UK; look at your politicians.

  5. Frontier Former Editor
    Jun 20, 2007 @ 11:18:26

    a Flashy Red Bra

    I’m having severe identity issues this week . . .

  6. Wandering Coyote
    Jun 20, 2007 @ 17:22:55

    It is never too late to learn how to shimmy!

  7. raincoaster
    Jun 20, 2007 @ 20:43:02

    Coyote, I think my shoulders are too old and inflexible anymore. Hips can just manage it, but the Jessica Simpsons seem to require more power to shimmy them than my wee little shoulders can generate.

    FFE, I looked, but there was no “which jock strap are you” quiz.

  8. timethief
    Jun 20, 2007 @ 22:40:21

    You are a lace bra
    Dreamy, romantic, and ultra-feminine
    You’re a womanly woman who makes guys feel like men
    Your perfect guy is strong, determined, and handsome
    With a softer side that only you can draw out

  9. raincoaster
    Jun 21, 2007 @ 00:03:29

    I can see that. Wow, no mist on the Strait today, eh?

  10. azahar
    Jun 22, 2007 @ 13:51:21

    Flashy red bra, me.

  11. raincoaster
    Jun 22, 2007 @ 21:11:04

    There are a lot of us about, aren’t there? Well, it will match nicely with the fetish corset.

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