American what?
You Have Not Been Ruined by American Culture |
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You have a broad view of the world, and you’re very well informed. And while you certainly have been influenced by American culture (who hasn’t?), it’s not your primary influence. You take a more global philosophy with your politics, taste, and life. And you’re always expanding and revising what you believe. |
Has American Culture Ruined You?
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You Have Not Been Ruined by American Culture
But Commonwealth culture, on the other hand . . . . .
That’s not ruination: it’s improvement!
Hi, RC, how’s you?
A dilemma.
My result is exactly as yours, the previous ones the same. So, are you sending low frequency waves across the Atlantic to influence me, is there some strange sort of electronic osmosis coming through my cable or do I no longer have to visit because i instinctively already know what you posting*?
STB
*except the insane octopi fetish.
Obviously.
Hello stranger, long time no see.
You didn’t know about the tentacle fetish? My, my, you HAVE been deep in seclusion.
Hmm. Apparently I have been a little damaged by American culture. How could this happen?
You didn’t watch Studio 60, did you?
Thanks.
Oh, I did know about it and am constantly astounded by all its’ various forms. It’s also deeply, deeply disturbing (heh) yet strangely compelling. Still, one minor flaw is eminently forgiveable.
STB
FLAW???
Oops, touched a sore spot!
Darling, it’s why I was smitten in the first place.
STB
Nobody can resist ten tentacles.
Except maybe for Kirk Douglas in “Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea”
That was the script. On breaks you know he was sucking tentacle.
Wait. That sounds wrong.
Um, getting sassy with tentacle.
Okay, still wrong.
He and tentacle sang together in the church choir, damn you.
I got the exact same result as you did. Thank God!
“You’re nothing like the typical American. In fact, you may not be American at all.”
Right flipping on.
Yep, thought that’s what you’d get. So much for those who say there’s no difference, eh?
Also: of course Kurt was sucking tentacle. How do you think his kids all turned out that way. Michael’s even got gills!
Are you confusing Michael with Kevin Costner?
Not at all. You didn’t see the “Facelift” photos, with all those band-aids on his neck. He wasn’t fooling anyone.
LIES! ITS ALL LIES!
I’m so Amerikan, I pee red white and blue
(If only we had socialized medicine, I might see a doctor about that…)
***You’ve Been a Little Ruined by American Culture***
Whether you live in the US or not, deep down you’re a little American.
And there’s nothing wrong with loving American culture, but it may have negative effects on your life.
Slow down and enjoy what you have. Reconnect with life’s simple pleasures.
You don’t need to be in a consumerist rat race. Life’s too short to overwork yourself!
Well, what else would you expect from a bagel, eh? The only way you could be MORE American is to be an apple pie!
Or maybe a hot dog bun.
or a knish, which, by the way, makes a great all-purpose meal . . .
Not to mention a kolachy..or is that Ukranian, in which case it would be Edmontonian.
hmmn. i got the same results too…are we sure the quiz isn’t rigged? : )
Couldn’t be: these internet quizzes are secured by Pinkerton’s and results audited by KPMG or some other highly impressive series of initials. Also, I note that most actual Americans get “yup, U B corrupted, yo” while most non-Americans pass the purity test.