Harry Potter spoiler di tutti spoiler

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

So you want to know how the final book ends, do you?

Do all the people that the bloodthirsty Rowling has killed off suddenly un-die, join hands and sing “It’s a Small World After All” while Draco Malfoy converts to the Church of Dumbledoorianism, Buckbeak leads a squadron of precision hippogriffs in barrel rolls overhead, Gandalf shoots off fireworks in the shape of Godric Gryffindor‘s right butt-cheek, and Harry experiences multiple orgasms as he loses his virginity to your choice of Ginny Weasley/Hermione Granger/Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy/Fred and Ron Weasley.

No.

How does it actually end? Click here to find out, and don’t say I didn’t warn you!

By clicking on this link I assert that I am totally, totally okay with spoilers.
No, really. I mean it.

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14 thoughts on “Harry Potter spoiler di tutti spoiler

  1. I’ll believe that when I read it!

  2. raincoaster says:

    Well, context alert…you just did.

  3. Hmm – so I did! I wonder if reading the book will give a different ending?

    Actually, I can’t see that ending being used in the final film.

  4. Metro says:

    Huh. Predictable.

    So predictable in fact that I wrote it into my acclaimed Chinese-language masterpiece “Harry Potter and the Dragon’s Sapphire”. I don’t know how Rowling’s going to write him back to life just so she can kill him again!

  5. OMG! I had heard that someone had made an attempt on that sapphire. I had not realised it was the wizard wunderkind. RIP Harold

  6. raincoaster says:

    I’m telling you, it’s just a plot leading up to a series of books where Harry has trouble fitting in as a ghost, and misses his friends, who are alive, but tries to get over their loss.

    What would you call that? A Mortungsroman?

  7. Metro says:

    I don’t know, but I think Harlequin has a line of books based on that premise.

  8. raincoaster says:

    They have four, if I’m not mistaken.

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  10. Pragati says:

    Harlequin? Gotta check it out.

  11. drmike says:

    And the teachers fry him up over an open fire and….

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  13. Mandi says:

    Uhh.. Harry did not die.. “All is Well” I read the book

  14. raincoaster says:

    Well he aught to have, after all he put us through!

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