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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

So you want to know how the final book ends, do you?

Do all the people that the bloodthirsty Rowling has killed off suddenly un-die, join hands and sing “It’s a Small World After All” while Draco Malfoy converts to the Church of Dumbledoorianism, Buckbeak leads a squadron of precision hippogriffs in barrel rolls overhead, Gandalf shoots off fireworks in the shape of Godric Gryffindor’s right butt-cheek, and Harry experiences multiple orgasms as he loses his virginity to your choice of Ginny Weasley/Hermione Granger/Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy/Fred and Ron Weasley.

No.

How does it actually end? Click here to find out, and don’t say I didn’t warn you!

By clicking on this link I assert that I am totally, totally okay with spoilers.
No, really. I mean it.

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12 Comments

  1. archiearchive
    Posted June 28, 2007 at 9:22 am | Permalink

    I’ll believe that when I read it!

  2. raincoaster
    Posted June 28, 2007 at 9:28 am | Permalink

    Well, context alert…you just did.

  3. archiearchive
    Posted June 28, 2007 at 12:52 pm | Permalink

    Hmm – so I did! I wonder if reading the book will give a different ending?

    Actually, I can’t see that ending being used in the final film.

  4. Metro
    Posted June 28, 2007 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

    Huh. Predictable.

    So predictable in fact that I wrote it into my acclaimed Chinese-language masterpiece “Harry Potter and the Dragon’s Sapphire”. I don’t know how Rowling’s going to write him back to life just so she can kill him again!

  5. archiearchive
    Posted June 29, 2007 at 12:54 am | Permalink

    OMG! I had heard that someone had made an attempt on that sapphire. I had not realised it was the wizard wunderkind. RIP Harold

  6. raincoaster
    Posted June 29, 2007 at 8:05 am | Permalink

    I’m telling you, it’s just a plot leading up to a series of books where Harry has trouble fitting in as a ghost, and misses his friends, who are alive, but tries to get over their loss.

    What would you call that? A Mortungsroman?

  7. Metro
    Posted June 29, 2007 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    I don’t know, but I think Harlequin has a line of books based on that premise.

  8. raincoaster
    Posted June 30, 2007 at 1:52 am | Permalink

    They have four, if I’m not mistaken.

  9. Pragati
    Posted June 30, 2007 at 8:20 am | Permalink

    Harlequin? Gotta check it out.

  10. drmike
    Posted July 3, 2007 at 2:03 pm | Permalink

    And the teachers fry him up over an open fire and….

  11. Mandi
    Posted July 26, 2007 at 2:44 am | Permalink

    Uhh.. Harry did not die.. “All is Well” I read the book

  12. raincoaster
    Posted July 26, 2007 at 8:18 am | Permalink

    Well he aught to have, after all he put us through!


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