quiz: who were you in a past life?

Gee, funny, I don’t remember that. I thought everybody was Cleopatra?


In a Past Life…


You Were: An Insane Spice Trader.

Where You Lived: West Africa.

How You Died: Dysentery.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

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18 thoughts on “quiz: who were you in a past life?

  1. max says:

    “You Were: A Diseased Assassin.

    “Where You Lived: Israel.

    “How You Died: Natural causes.”

  2. raincoaster says:

    Oh, they always say that, don’t they? ON the other hand, it could mean you’d killed all your enemies. On the OTHER other hand, you died young, cuz Israel ain’t that old!

  3. max says:

    I wonder if it says something bad about me I am not disturbed by “assassin” at all but “diseased” I find highly disturbing. What, I am Tuberculosis Assassin? What is up with that?

  4. raincoaster says:

    I can’t see you going around coughing on people. How icky! Perhaps you were a passive carrier of a deadly plague that could only be passed along by kissing or something glamorous like that.

    Or maybe you were mentally ill, like you had seventeen personalities. That can be cool. For several years I was a fan of a blog called Chimerahouse; I thought it was a group of artists who all lived in a big house. Turned out to be one woman and her six alter personalities. Some were pretty good writers, too!

  5. In a Past Life…

    You Were: An Evil Philosopher.

    Where You Lived: Romania.

    How You Died: The Plague.

    That’s more like it!

    Max – tubercular assassin could also translate to ‘personal injury lawyer’

  6. raincoaster says:

    I think you got the best, and most accurate one so far. Also, good translation, but I can’t see max as a lawyer, no way.

  7. max says:

    But, but, but –

    Okay I was never a personal injury lawyer.

    You take that back Frontier Guy.

    Rain this is starting to sound sinisterely like a sexually transmitted disease.

    Gah!

    Okay. I am going to rewrite my outcome.

  8. raincoaster says:

    I don’t think they were allowed to do that in Israel until they’d planted the orange groves and secured the region for peaceful expansion. To this day, they have to maintain the population by immigration.

    Mind you, it would make an awesome movie. “The Mossad’s secret weapon…THE BLACK WIDOW!”

  9. Greta idea Rain! All you’d have to do is tweak the ‘Yentl’ script a bit . . . .

  10. Great, not greta.

    I vant to be alone . . .

  11. raincoaster says:

    Another deadly blonde. Great casting! Only she’s dead. Maybe we can get Pixar on that…

  12. Metro says:

    Hmmm. The page collapsed into 404dom as I was loading it. Maybe I’m a minty-fresh new person?

  13. raincoaster says:

    Either that or Blogthings is trying to protect you from too much self-knowledge.

    Also, in future do be more careful when filling out the fields. This is where your link leads:
    http://metroblog.blospot.com/

  14. Metro says:

    My new pron site.

  15. Helen Perez Mize says:

    I have dreams of being from the planet Saturn and call out to my father to take me home. and in this dream we are all dressed in white robes and live in Saturn. It seems i have lived before in a past life and everything seems so real he gave me something to hold and i closed my hand and woke up with my fist clinched tight the nail marks were in the palms of my hands from holding so tight.

  16. Thomas says:

    You Were: An Insane Spice Trader.

    Where You Lived: West Africa.

    How You Died: Dysentery.

    Hell wtf! :D

  17. raincoaster says:

    OMG WE ARE THE SAME PERSON!

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