Well first off, I never knew coffee to have gender, except low fat vanilla lattes, which are exclusively ordered by thin women with highlights. Second off, this quiz is crap. But I thought if I didn’t post something in the blog soon a search party would be sent out, and you know how I hate any kind of fuss. Let’s just say there’s been a bit of drama lately.
You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe |
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You’re a low maintenance kind of girl… who can hang with the guys Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, that’s you: the friend everyone invites. And your dependable too. Both for a laugh and a sympathetic ear. |
What Kind of Coffee Girl Are You?
Joe here too – well, at least I got a masculine name while being described as a female . . . .
Ah, there was that Joe Whatsername down in the Caribbean who raced motorboats in the Thirties. She had a pirate doll she carried around and said it was the only man she’d ever loved.
this quiz sucks. apparently I’m a double espresso. if so, why am I always asleep?
I had to laugh – I’m a soy latte.
What am I drinking?
A soy latte.
[...] my office bought me coffee, or more specifically, a latte, this morning. And then, while visiting Raincoaster, I got sucked into a [...]
Take this quiz again and lie.
BTW, Rain, aren’t you going to put up a birthday list?
MOI? A PLAIN CUP OF COFFEE? BLASPHEMY!
This quiz LIES!
Defective friggin’ quiz.
Soy Latté my ass.
There was nothing in that quiz to account for my glandular biases okay fine. But nor was there anything to account for the fact that Tim Horton’s is the coffee most worth drinking regularly.
Just because I am a homebody doesn’t mean you are plain! PITA quiz.
“You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe”
In fact, my coffee needs are simple yet precise. And I sure don’t agree with that ‘low maintenance kind of girl’ comment – seriously, just ask Nog.
Ha, ha, Metro’s a soy latte. No doubt with sugar-free vanilla, and half-caf.
Tim Horton’s isn’t really that good; it’s not that bad, but it’s not that good. No sense getting pretentious about coffee brands, right?
I agree the quiz is the most fuckt I’ve ever posted. And I speak as a cafe employee of more than a decade’s experience, a four-shot, half-caf, 2%, half sweet on both hazelnut mocha, easy whip.
Being a soy latte is sort of like being a limp dick…pale, powerless, weak, no punch.
Tim Horton’s? Isn’t that a chain diner?
Yes, a division of Wendy’s, Inc.
I think we might have one. I’ll have to look it up. It seems like I wandered into one before.
It’s a donut shop. Not bad at all. But mostly the issue I have is that people are trying to be all nostalgie de la boue by playing Tim’s off against Starbucks, pretending that it’s more Canadian, less corporate, and less pretentious. But by doing so they are of course being brand snobs themselves. As Miss Manners has said, there’s no pretension like the pretension of those who aspire to the lower classes.