Cthulhugami
05 Aug 2007 8 Comments
in Blogging, Books, Cthulhu, Humour, Literary, Religion, Science Fiction, Squid, Supernatural, Weird, geek, horror, humor, meme
I hate it when BoingBoing is on something before I am. Once! Once in six months! Time for some affirmations.
My self-esteem is intact. I am worthy. I have the respect of the Cthulummunity and the admiration of my peers. Yes, I do.
And I’m not defensive, either.
Bloody hell. Here, several days late, is the brazilliant, step by step photodocumentation of the creation of the immortal Origami Cthulhu!
Sometimes I think the most merciful thing in the world is the inability of human fingers to call into being the greatest of the Great Old Ones. We live in an origami-versions-of-Elder-Gods-free world, and it is not meant that we should fold.
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Aug 08, 2007 @ 20:14:13
However delicately folded it is, it looks incredibly ugly…in a scary way. Just why exactly would Cthuhu need toes to his feet (or feet at all)? Isn’t he supposed to sort of sludge along like a giant slime ball? These toes are really the scariest part of it…
Aug 08, 2007 @ 21:41:38
They are rather dainty, aren’t they? But no, he IS supposed to have toes: it’s the Shoggoths who have pseudopods. But his toes have six-foot long claws on them. He must have gotten a pedi.
Aug 10, 2007 @ 23:54:26
Oh, whew! For a sec there thought it was another fairy find!
Aug 11, 2007 @ 01:27:20
No, Great Cthulhu is far less dainty. You wouldn’t call the police: you’d call Bruce Willis or Ben Affleck or somebody.
Aug 11, 2007 @ 09:55:17
That is not dainty which can eternal lie and with strange papers even dainty may die
Aug 11, 2007 @ 10:02:03
Exactly. You know, I’ve been thinking what they say…small toes, small fingers…what if all this world domination shit is just compensation?
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Aug 16, 2007 @ 23:45:33
Ooh, I heart that! Thanks!