handy!
11 Aug 2007 12 Comments
in Dating, Hoaxes, Humour, Second Life, Sex, Singles, Weird, fetish, geek, gross, humor, marketing, practical jokes, sad, tasteless
For the pathetically lazy, OCD loser in your life…and yes, we all have one. I would hope it’s relatively self-explanatory, even to them; if not, they’re too dumb to be having sex, even with themselves. They should not be encouraged.
A fine product from lovehoneyUK, via Nerdapproved.
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Aug 11, 2007 @ 14:09:31
Nice. Does it come with instructions, d’yer think? I thought the AMA was something totally different.
Aug 11, 2007 @ 14:10:51
Mme points out that the kit has a major flaw for those dumb enough to require it:
Use of the condom along with the target is bound to lead to disappointment.
Aug 11, 2007 @ 21:36:05
I’m okay with disappointing these fellows. If they associate sex with a sense of pointlessness, it’ll almost be like they’re actually dating!
Aug 12, 2007 @ 02:54:09
Henry Rollins’ set uses an FBI pistol target . . . . .
Aug 12, 2007 @ 02:55:06
There seems to be a theme developing here – - – :)
Aug 12, 2007 @ 02:55:43
I would have thought a picture of Cheney.
Heck, it’s Henry. I’ll be the first to give the man a hand.
Aug 12, 2007 @ 15:20:26
Raincoaster clearly has no idea how the mind works. In nunneries and monasteries across the continent, pictures of Cheney are used to remind everyone of their vows of chastity.
There is in fact no known case of anyone having an orgasm within 8 feet of an image of Cheney, or within half-a-mile of the real thing. However, the suicide rate spikes wherever he goes.
Aug 12, 2007 @ 18:50:00
There’s a flaw to your thesis, Metro.
Vampires can’t be photographed.
Aug 12, 2007 @ 22:31:00
Metro clearly has no idea that Henry Fucking Rollins can get it up anywhere, under any circumstances. He’s not human.
Aug 13, 2007 @ 05:24:48
I don’t care who Henry’s schtupping, I defy anyone to gaze upon that glazed, icy stare, that curled lip, and get serious wood.
Unless sharp point and a mallet are involved somewhere.
Lynn Cheney reportedly came out after realizing that her mother must have comitted The Act with Dick (and allegedly his) at least twice.
Aug 13, 2007 @ 06:22:15
Henry Rollins would not only come on Cheney’s face, but Cheney would then dissolve, like the Wicked Witch of the West.
Aug 13, 2007 @ 11:28:10
As Raincoaster gushes over him . . .