I don’t really care, as long as I get to sleep with Brad Pitt for awhile.
You Are More Like Angelina Jolie |
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You are smart, sexy, and strong willed. You aren’t against stealing another girl’s man… If he’s better off with you! |
Are You More Like Jennifer or Angelina?
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hearts of gold? me, you and angelina? something’s not right here
I had one, but I pawned it and bought whiskey.
You Are More Like Angelina Jolie
Bad girl with a heart of gold.
You are smart, sexy, and strong willed.
You aren’t against stealing another girl’s man…
If he’s better off with you!
You’re right – I thought it was because I was a toothy git.
I came out Angelina as well. Thank God.
Yep. We may be junkie anorexic basketcases, but we’re PRETTY benevolent anorexic basketcases who are fucking Brad Pitt.
Damn straight.
Besides, Jen is a total bitchwad from what I hear. More or less the opposite of her girl next door screen characters. Only downside to being Angelina is wearing those truly dumpy St. John knits. Very Mother of the Bride.
Well I try not to say unpleasant things about show people. I have to work in this town.
Indeed, whereas I am a professional blogger now. My career IS saying bad things about celebrities.
LOL
wait a minute . . . I’n not fucking Brad Pitt in either a verb or adjectivial sense
If you were, we’d be a LOT nicer to you.
Hey, how do we KNOW you’re not Brad Pitt? He’s from Kentucky or something…maybe this is all an elaborate ruse and he’s not a loveably dopey golden retriever of a boy-man but an embittered Linux geek with the soul of a journalist?
‘soul of a journalist’ – there’s a contradiction of terms for you.
But if that doesn’t prove it for you, then I’m more than willing to become the object of both your fantasies . . . . and that should last for about a nanosecond after first contact . . . . .
First contact??? Are you an ALIEN, TOO? Kewl!
either that or Zefram Cochrane
He’s a hottie too. But I’m not so into the possession by disembodied aliens thang. It’s not you. It’s not me. It’s the disembodied aliens.
Guess that blows my chances with Alice Krige then . . . . .
Um, Rain? That is not a “disembodied alien.”