playgrounds of the Elder Gods
19 Aug 2007 3 Comments
in Allegory, Blogroll, Books, Cthulhu, Family, Humour, Squid, Weird, geek, horror, humor, kids, meme, sad
Apparently, Cthulhu-themed playgrounds are all the rage in Japan recently. All I can think of to explain this phenomenon is that it’s a plan to precondition a generation of Japanese to happily enter the gaping maw of an enormous, tentacled being. An excellent strategy: most of the world is familiar with the convenience of having dinner delivered.
via Archie
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Aug 19, 2007 @ 16:47:46
And when the nearby school has field day, the featured event will be the 15-legged race . . . after the soul-eating, of course
Aug 19, 2007 @ 16:48:16
or else it’s a plot for tentacle kiddie porn
Aug 19, 2007 @ 22:29:51
I think they’re going to make their own tentacle porn, live, once they recite the Chant at midnight on Beltane, as a high wind whips the playground into a field of dust devils and a lone fox howls in despair.