Not nearly as amusing as the Fortune Cookie Generator, but still cheaper than a real Gypsy, this is, however, more likely to be accurate given my well-known diner burger fetish and the fact that I eat at relatively crappy restaurants most of the time.
Your Anti Climactic Fortune |
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The Anti Climactic Fortune Teller
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Your Anti Climactic Fortune
Deep into your future, I forsee: An unsatisfied
Hey . . . wait . . . . THAT’S LARRY CRAIG’S FORTUNE, NOT MINE!
Your Anti Climactic Fortune
Deep into your future, I forsee: Pants that make you look fat
Ha! Joke’s on her – I don’t wear pants (trousers).
Do you think she meant knickers?
I don’t think Blogthings speaks Brit, but you never know. FFE, maybe you’ve got something in common with Republicans after all?
An unsatisfied what, FFE?
I know…he’s so mysterious! He DID tap his right foot repeatedly, but I’m unsure as to what this means.
Thank god lesbians haven’t got such a mysterious code. They just ask if you want to come over and watch Friends reruns and you can say no or yes as you choose.
oh, that got cut off . . . ‘unsatisfied curiousity,’ or maybe the curiousity that dare not speak its name?
The tap meant I was listening to Django . . . . honest!
I love that Django … did you know that I once met Stephane Grappelli? I really did.
Okay, everybody over to Azahar’s house for drinks and her story!
Stéphane Grappelli :)
Cool story!
will i ever see or be in a play again with april sundland henry sundland or matthew boone
will i ever meet ashley tisdale
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