First, you bring your game. If that’s the best you’ve got I’m afraid we’ll have to make you go sit in the corner with the pointy hat on for another four or five years.

Second, you try not to say anything obviously stupid. A model and beauty pageant champion who judges bodybuilding competitions is not only objectively beautiful, she could probably pick up your mom’s Accord and throw it at you.

Third, and related to my last point above, you stay in your own league.