Chris Crocker: You fuck with Britney, you deal with ME!
12 Sep 2007 28 Comments
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It’s rare, even in our celebrity-obsessed culture, to find an expression of fandom that is pure, hearfelt, honest, tragic, tearful and absolutely hilarious.
But I found one!
via Defamer, but I woulda found it anyway.
Chris Crocker is a STAR, bitches, a STAR!
UPDATE:
This video its own tribute fragrance now.
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Sep 12, 2007 @ 00:38:46
well, can we say stalker-in-training? sure, i knew you could. that’s just scary.
Sep 12, 2007 @ 00:52:48
You should see the rest of his videos. When he’s not telling people to eat his cornhole, he’s musing on the Britney. I don’t know why: he’s got better hair than she does, and, after the VMA performance, probably more fans!
Sep 12, 2007 @ 01:50:38
Goddamn, I’m impressed. Scared shitless too, but very impressed.
Sep 12, 2007 @ 01:55:07
Fear the nutbar!
Sep 12, 2007 @ 02:15:53
GOD GAWD!
Sep 12, 2007 @ 02:29:39
Tribute fragrance. Obviously, I’m using the wrong blogging platform; I should be on YouTube!
Sep 12, 2007 @ 02:53:18
You know what would have made this video worthwhile?
If this broad’s head blew up in the last five seconds.
Loved it.
~m
Sep 12, 2007 @ 03:11:31
I think it will. The next one’s going to be “TO THE H8ers!” I’m sure!
Sep 12, 2007 @ 03:22:34
Keep me posted. Puuhlleeesse!
~m
Sep 12, 2007 @ 15:02:06
Bagel posted this on my myspace page this morning. Is this girl for real?
Sep 12, 2007 @ 18:28:49
That clip is the “Free Nelson Mandela” for a new millenium . .
Sep 12, 2007 @ 20:44:05
lol@ the video.
read about Britney:
http://www.aishamusic.com/un.htm
Sep 12, 2007 @ 20:50:01
Wait. That’s a guy? REALLY? I have to watch this again.
Sep 12, 2007 @ 21:32:27
“When is it professional to bash someone who’s going through a hard time.”
Um … well, I’d say anytime that person has basically constructed a career out of the media filming the slow-motion implosions of her trailer-trash life.
Somebody get that guy (?) a therapist.
Sep 12, 2007 @ 23:05:35
Chris Crocker just won the prestigious Silii Dork award. I think this guy will get a Hollywood contract soon because he has talent.
Cathy
Sep 12, 2007 @ 23:06:53
Here’s the link for the Chris Crocker award:
http://www.silii.com/silii-dork-award-goes-to-chris-tucker-leave-britney-spears-alone/
C
Sep 12, 2007 @ 23:20:54
If Chris Crocker gets a Hollywood contract before Brian Atene does, there’s no justice in this world.
Sep 23, 2007 @ 03:59:27
I think his entire family is messed up. His sister is actually supporting him for being a total idiot and thinks that he’s totally awesome.
Sep 23, 2007 @ 04:18:00
I’m surprised to hear he HAS a sister. I thought his whole mystique was that he was some abandoned orphan living with Grannie in a trailer in the middle of Redneck County, USA.
Sep 23, 2007 @ 05:12:58
I still can’t believe I thought this was a girl. No – wait, I still can’t believe it isn’t a girl.
You’ll be spotting him on video at the GLBT clinic soon very soon.
Sep 23, 2007 @ 22:15:40
I think he’s their patron saint.
Sep 24, 2007 @ 21:58:12
Raincoaster sed:
If Chris Crocker gets a Hollywood contract before Brian Atene does, there’s no justice in this world.
There is none:
Not now!
Okay, so it ain’t Hollywood. Still …