Chris Crocker: You fuck with Britney, you deal with ME!

It’s rare, even in our celebrity-obsessed culture, to find an expression of fandom that is pure, hearfelt, honest, tragic, tearful and absolutely hilarious.

But I found one!

via Defamer, but I woulda found it anyway.

Chris Crocker is a STAR, bitches, a STAR!

UPDATE:

This video its own tribute fragrance now.

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28 thoughts on “Chris Crocker: You fuck with Britney, you deal with ME!

  1. naomi says:

    well, can we say stalker-in-training? sure, i knew you could. that’s just scary.

  2. raincoaster says:

    You should see the rest of his videos. When he’s not telling people to eat his cornhole, he’s musing on the Britney. I don’t know why: he’s got better hair than she does, and, after the VMA performance, probably more fans!

  3. Goddamn, I’m impressed. Scared shitless too, but very impressed.

  4. raincoaster says:

    Tribute fragrance. Obviously, I’m using the wrong blogging platform; I should be on YouTube!

  5. ~m says:

    You know what would have made this video worthwhile?
    If this broad’s head blew up in the last five seconds.
    Loved it.
    ~m

  6. raincoaster says:

    I think it will. The next one’s going to be “TO THE H8ers!” I’m sure!

  7. ~m says:

    Keep me posted. Puuhlleeesse!
    ~m

  8. Stiletto says:

    Bagel posted this on my myspace page this morning. Is this girl for real?

  9. That clip is the “Free Nelson Mandela” for a new millenium . .

  10. anonymous says:

    lol@ the video.

    read about Britney:

    http://www.aishamusic.com/un.htm

  11. Stiletto says:

    Wait. That’s a guy? REALLY? I have to watch this again.

  12. Metro says:

    “When is it professional to bash someone who’s going through a hard time.”

    Um … well, I’d say anytime that person has basically constructed a career out of the media filming the slow-motion implosions of her trailer-trash life.

    Somebody get that guy (?) a therapist.

  13. Cathy says:

    Chris Crocker just won the prestigious Silii Dork award. I think this guy will get a Hollywood contract soon because he has talent.

    Cathy

  14. raincoaster says:

    If Chris Crocker gets a Hollywood contract before Brian Atene does, there’s no justice in this world.

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  16. ANTI MPAA says:

    I think his entire family is messed up. His sister is actually supporting him for being a total idiot and thinks that he’s totally awesome.

  17. raincoaster says:

    I’m surprised to hear he HAS a sister. I thought his whole mystique was that he was some abandoned orphan living with Grannie in a trailer in the middle of Redneck County, USA.

  18. Stiletto says:

    I still can’t believe I thought this was a girl. No – wait, I still can’t believe it isn’t a girl.

    You’ll be spotting him on video at the GLBT clinic soon very soon.

  19. raincoaster says:

    I think he’s their patron saint.

  20. Metro says:

    Raincoaster sed:
    If Chris Crocker gets a Hollywood contract before Brian Atene does, there’s no justice in this world.

    There is none:
    Not now!
    Okay, so it ain’t Hollywood. Still …

  21. [...] and YouTube have just announced an international scholarship competition that should knock Chris Crocker off the front page and into the obscurity which has hungered for him ever since the Leave Britney [...]

  22. [...] VFS and YouTube have just announced an international scholarship competition that should knock Chris Crocker off the front page and into the obscurity which has hungered for him ever since the Leave Britney [...]

  23. [...] Some of her other posts include some very long post about Viggo Mortensen, a post about Canada’s most well known serial killer Willy Pickton and she was one of the first to post the Chris Crocker ‘Leave Britney alone!!’ video. [...]

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