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Chris Crocker: You fuck with Britney, you deal with ME!

It’s rare, even in our celebrity-obsessed culture, to find an expression of fandom that is pure, hearfelt, honest, tragic, tearful and absolutely hilarious.

But I found one!

via Defamer, but I woulda found it anyway.

Chris Crocker is a STAR, bitches, a STAR!

UPDATE:

This video its own tribute fragrance now.

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22 Comments

  1. Posted September 12, 2007 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    well, can we say stalker-in-training? sure, i knew you could. that’s just scary.

  2. Posted September 12, 2007 at 12:52 am | Permalink

    You should see the rest of his videos. When he’s not telling people to eat his cornhole, he’s musing on the Britney. I don’t know why: he’s got better hair than she does, and, after the VMA performance, probably more fans!

  3. Posted September 12, 2007 at 1:50 am | Permalink

    Goddamn, I’m impressed. Scared shitless too, but very impressed.

  4. Posted September 12, 2007 at 1:55 am | Permalink

    Fear the nutbar!

  5. Posted September 12, 2007 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    GOD GAWD!

  6. Posted September 12, 2007 at 2:29 am | Permalink

    Tribute fragrance. Obviously, I’m using the wrong blogging platform; I should be on YouTube!

  7. Posted September 12, 2007 at 2:53 am | Permalink

    You know what would have made this video worthwhile?
    If this broad’s head blew up in the last five seconds.
    Loved it.
    ~m

  8. Posted September 12, 2007 at 3:11 am | Permalink

    I think it will. The next one’s going to be “TO THE H8ers!” I’m sure!

  9. Posted September 12, 2007 at 3:22 am | Permalink

    Keep me posted. Puuhlleeesse!
    ~m

  10. Posted September 12, 2007 at 3:02 pm | Permalink

    Bagel posted this on my myspace page this morning. Is this girl for real?

  11. Posted September 12, 2007 at 6:28 pm | Permalink

    That clip is the “Free Nelson Mandela” for a new millenium . .

  12. anonymous
    Posted September 12, 2007 at 8:44 pm | Permalink

    lol@ the video.

    read about Britney:

    http://www.aishamusic.com/un.htm

  13. Posted September 12, 2007 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

    Wait. That’s a guy? REALLY? I have to watch this again.

  14. Posted September 12, 2007 at 9:32 pm | Permalink

    “When is it professional to bash someone who’s going through a hard time.”

    Um … well, I’d say anytime that person has basically constructed a career out of the media filming the slow-motion implosions of her trailer-trash life.

    Somebody get that guy (?) a therapist.

  15. Posted September 12, 2007 at 11:05 pm | Permalink

    Chris Crocker just won the prestigious Silii Dork award. I think this guy will get a Hollywood contract soon because he has talent.

    Cathy

  16. Posted September 12, 2007 at 11:06 pm | Permalink

    Here’s the link for the Chris Crocker award:
    http://www.silii.com/silii-dork-award-goes-to-chris-tucker-leave-britney-spears-alone/

    C

  17. Posted September 12, 2007 at 11:20 pm | Permalink

    If Chris Crocker gets a Hollywood contract before Brian Atene does, there’s no justice in this world.

  18. ANTI MPAA
    Posted September 23, 2007 at 3:59 am | Permalink

    I think his entire family is messed up. His sister is actually supporting him for being a total idiot and thinks that he’s totally awesome.

  19. Posted September 23, 2007 at 4:18 am | Permalink

    I’m surprised to hear he HAS a sister. I thought his whole mystique was that he was some abandoned orphan living with Grannie in a trailer in the middle of Redneck County, USA.

  20. Posted September 23, 2007 at 5:12 am | Permalink

    I still can’t believe I thought this was a girl. No – wait, I still can’t believe it isn’t a girl.

    You’ll be spotting him on video at the GLBT clinic soon very soon.

  21. Posted September 23, 2007 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

    I think he’s their patron saint.

  22. Posted September 24, 2007 at 9:58 pm | Permalink

    Raincoaster sed:
    If Chris Crocker gets a Hollywood contract before Brian Atene does, there’s no justice in this world.

    There is none:
    Not now!
    Okay, so it ain’t Hollywood. Still …


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