if only I could get money out of mine…

I hear some women know the trick.

Pussy Purse This little item, from Lola’s Dashboard (via Hazel) reminds me, for no reason I can put my finger on (in polite company) of the time I was at the Bacara resort near Santa Barbara, eating the most expensive breakfast of my life ($42 plus tip) and discussing, as one does at the breakfast table, the Black Dahlia murder case. I managed to avoid the more gruesome bits (a tricky business, to say the least) and concentrate on the psycho-social aspects of the case.

“Everyone said she was dumb, but by the time she died,” I said of the then-22-year-old victim, “she’d been living off men for five years. And she was still a virgin.”

“I want to know how.”

And quick as a flash, the waitress said, “When you find out, let me know, too.”

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16 thoughts on “if only I could get money out of mine…

  1. Hmmm . . . .

    A fistful of dollars?

  2. raincoaster says:

    It’s a clutch. Make of that what you will.

  3. raincoaster says:

    Well mine does, but Lohan’s never closes.

  4. Funny, I remember a bar named Lohan’s back int he 80′s . . . .

  5. Stiletto says:

    Talk about fire crotch.

  6. raincoaster says:

    I know! But it’s nice to see the return of the “marabou.”

  7. naomi says:

    i could’ve resisted, but decided not to. check out this one:

  8. raincoaster says:

    Oh, my. I think that one’s going to be very popular around these parts.

    Um, so to speak.

  9. Hazel says:

    I’ve been combing through the catalog, making a list both naughty and nice… I love this stuff!

  10. Hazel says:

    ROTFL That youtube piece! Voila la Bearded Clam! Ahhahahahaaa!

  11. raincoaster says:

    Just don’t type “Moose Knuckle” into Google.

  12. raincoaster says:

    WHAT did I tell you????

  13. Hazel says:

    Couldn’t help myself!

  14. Metro says:

    The thought occurs: But can you make a sow’s ear out of it?

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