if only I could get money out of mine…
22 Sep 2007 16 Comments
in Crime, Dating, Etiquette, Historical, Humour, Lush Life, Sex, Singles, beauty, capitalism, gender, gross, humor, murder, sad, tasteless
I hear some women know the trick.
This little item, from Lola’s Dashboard (via Hazel) reminds me, for no reason I can put my finger on (in polite company) of the time I was at the Bacara resort near Santa Barbara, eating the most expensive breakfast of my life ($42 plus tip) and discussing, as one does at the breakfast table, the Black Dahlia murder case. I managed to avoid the more gruesome bits (a tricky business, to say the least) and concentrate on the psycho-social aspects of the case.
“Everyone said she was dumb, but by the time she died,” I said of the then-22-year-old victim, “she’d been living off men for five years. And she was still a virgin.”
“I want to know how.”
And quick as a flash, the waitress said, “When you find out, let me know, too.”
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Sep 22, 2007 @ 03:37:20
Hmmm . . . .
A fistful of dollars?
Sep 22, 2007 @ 03:38:23
It’s a clutch. Make of that what you will.
Sep 22, 2007 @ 03:39:20
and it ‘snaps’ shut?
Sep 22, 2007 @ 04:23:55
Well mine does, but Lohan’s never closes.
Sep 22, 2007 @ 12:31:15
Funny, I remember a bar named Lohan’s back int he 80′s . . . .
Sep 22, 2007 @ 19:36:20
Talk about fire crotch.
Sep 22, 2007 @ 23:31:10
I know! But it’s nice to see the return of the “marabou.”
Sep 23, 2007 @ 01:35:35
i could’ve resisted, but decided not to. check out this one:
Sep 23, 2007 @ 01:57:16
Oh, my. I think that one’s going to be very popular around these parts.
Um, so to speak.
Sep 23, 2007 @ 15:25:57
I’ve been combing through the catalog, making a list both naughty and nice… I love this stuff!
Sep 23, 2007 @ 15:28:39
ROTFL That youtube piece! Voila la Bearded Clam! Ahhahahahaaa!
Sep 23, 2007 @ 22:46:21
Just don’t type “Moose Knuckle” into Google.
Sep 25, 2007 @ 21:08:14
O My Goodies!
Sep 25, 2007 @ 22:21:27
WHAT did I tell you????
Sep 27, 2007 @ 16:50:26
Couldn’t help myself!
Oct 05, 2007 @ 18:49:47
The thought occurs: But can you make a sow’s ear out of it?