Alas, I have no way of knowing if it’s true. There are no testicles handy (sigh) except for all of these ones in jars, and they just sit there, they don’t dangle. Please do examine any testicles that come to hand and report back in the comments.
From Popbitch:
“Re last week’s mailout testicle story… The higher
of the two is always on the same side as which the
male writes with.” – fleetwood_smack
But…my god! What of the illiterates?!?!?!?!
or the ambidextrous?
Quite so.
Where is Nurse Myra when you need her?
Same with boobs I think. My right one is the larger, and I’m right handed.
Nope, my left is a full letter of the alphabet larger, and I’m right-handed. But which hangs lower? Mine are tied, regardless of size.
It’s obvious if you use simple deduction (Occam’s razor might slip in the instance): illiterates hang low.
And ambidextrous literates may suffer from ascended testes.
By the way, I’m literate (despite Rain’s claims) but not ambidextrous . . . .
What about the third one?
In the name of science I woke my pathetically oh-someone-get-me-a-tissue-I’m-dyyyyyyinnnng husband and checked. Couldn’t tell cause he got all squirmy and then looked at me suspiciously and said ‘Your blogging about this right now aren’t you?’ so I high tailed it outta there.
Sorry.
Will try again tomorrow.
YOU are MY KINDA PEOPLE!!!
It’s probably best to wait till he’s vertical, to get gravity on your side.
Hitler had one big ball
Goering had two that were very small
Himmler’s were sim’lar
And Goebbels had no balls at allllllllllllll
I knew it was only a matter of time until that one bobbed to the surface.
This is NOT true for me.
You know, with that URL and a comment on THIS, of all posts, I was expecting quite a different site!
So noted: one nay. Gentlemen, do your research. We need a much larger sample size (nothing personal, Jason).
OK, I’m back.
Husband says his non dominant hand side is higher.
So does my boss (Yes I did! Good thing he is a friend and his son is my daughters best friend – read my daughter is his son’s beard ;) )
Was going to ask my Dad when I was talking to him earlier but decided that was a little too creepy……
Oh and the dog up the road shakes hands with his left paw but wouldn’t sit still long enough for me to look. I am thinking from the quick glance I got that he rounds out my survey of the male genitalia to 3 nays.
My work is done. Was I any help?
Yes, thanks to your remarkable thoroughness as a researcher (including off-species) we can conclude that this theory is completely bogus. Now, to send it to Popbitch.
Then again…how is their penmanship? Maybe God is trying to tell them they should switch sides?
WEll i suggest we all meet, i am for all raincoasters beliefs and support all she believes With my balls left hangs lower with the other up tight to dick. I hope this helps. Would like to donate to your jar raincoaster
Huge fan
paul
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