What smell? What are they talking about? I change my Underoos every day.

Honestly, some people.

I think, actually, this is what Cthulhu wears for a pedicure.

From the Manolo…I will not link you directly to the horrific, browser-destroying Chinese source site, because yea verily it is horrific, even unto the browser-destroyingness.

Come to think of it, I could get the effect of any of the three shoes featured just by walking around my neighborhood barefoot. The decaying zombie feet might take a couple of days to ripen properly, though.