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Operation Global Media Domination: Viggo Women Friends!

 Viggo

Apparently, when you do a search on CNN.com for “Viggo women friends” my blog is on the first page of the results.

Now, while we have been known to let the odd Viggo pearl drop around these parts (mostly they’re mopped up with kleenex, actually), we would like to say that as far as this goes, Viggo and I are just good friends. There is no further comment at this time.

30 Comments

  1. Posted October 26, 2007 at 11:30 pm | Permalink

    Aww. That face. :::dreamy sigh:::

  2. Posted October 27, 2007 at 12:05 am | Permalink

    Yep, he sure was purty when he was a puppy, eh?

  3. Posted October 27, 2007 at 5:21 am | Permalink

    Yes and he had such big paws.

  4. Posted October 27, 2007 at 7:22 am | Permalink

    Indeed, he’s always given me pause.

  5. Philipa
    Posted October 28, 2007 at 2:51 pm | Permalink

    I have no idea what you see in this chap – you would make a great sister! We would never ever fight over men :-))

  6. Posted October 28, 2007 at 6:42 pm | Permalink

    Hello. Aragorn?

  7. Posted October 28, 2007 at 9:54 pm | Permalink

    Hello, picture??? For comparative purposes, here are the chubby puddinfaces which Philipa seems to prefer.

    Also, see his poetry, which he writes in English, Spanish and Danish. His painting isn’t bad either, although his photography is better. His music isn’t anything to write home about, however.

  8. Posted October 28, 2007 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    Oh dear.

  9. Posted October 28, 2007 at 11:28 pm | Permalink

    Times are tough in Blighty.

  10. Philipa
    Posted October 29, 2007 at 12:12 pm | Permalink

    First time I’ve laughed out loud in a week – excellent!!

    Viggo was miscast as Aragorn, it should have been Sean Bean for all the obvious reasons, including the picture.

    Picture? You mean you think such a weedy bloke with a nasally whiney voice like that could possibly compete with this and this??

  11. Posted October 29, 2007 at 12:17 pm | Permalink

    Strangely, yes.

    Take your blog off private! I want to link to it on the mommyblog, but if it’s private I can’t.

  12. Philipa
    Posted October 29, 2007 at 12:34 pm | Permalink

    Oh ok I put it on invitation only cause I’m not feeling too well at the mo. Hope you’re not feeling too bad yourself after your ordeal – I think you taught them a lesson though, respect! Get well soon x

  13. Posted October 30, 2007 at 8:36 am | Permalink

    I hear you want him in your stockings this Christmas. I’ll be settin’ down to some serious letter writing on your behalf (well that or getting Santa snockered and seeing what I can get out of him to keep quiet.)

    Thanks for the always available help!

  14. Posted October 30, 2007 at 8:38 am | Permalink

    You’re welcome, but prepare for a hostile email from either Sandra or Pilar, his gatekeepers!

  15. Posted October 31, 2007 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    Gorgeous pic. As Max said, Dreamy!”

  16. Posted October 31, 2007 at 4:48 pm | Permalink

    “His music isn’t anything to write home about, however.”

    Nor is his taste in women.

    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/0281-g_i.jan/exene.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Cervenka%2C%20Exene&seq=2

    I meant, WTF? They gave that kid half the ugly gene.

    Maybe he and Roger Federer should start a support group.

  17. Posted October 31, 2007 at 7:22 pm | Permalink

    I have a theory about poor young Henry, and that theory does not include the DNA of Mister Viggo Mortensen, actually.

  18. Posted October 31, 2007 at 9:43 pm | Permalink

    Alien manifestation?

  19. Posted October 31, 2007 at 10:12 pm | Permalink

    If you hit Henry Rollins with the ugly stick, the result would look much like Henry “Hank” Mortensen. I’m just sayin’.

  20. Posted October 31, 2007 at 10:36 pm | Permalink

    Jeez you guys are mean. That little boy is going to lose his baby fat and grow up into a real handsome man. You watch.

  21. Posted October 31, 2007 at 11:45 pm | Permalink

    “Jeez you guys are mean. That little boy is going to lose his baby fat and grow up into a real handsome man. You watch.”

    Yup. Especially since Viggo was taken to court by his ex wife because she felt their son needed $18,000 per month. Not sure what happened with that but if it was granted it could sure pay for a whole lot of “work” if you know what I mean.

  22. Posted November 1, 2007 at 6:46 am | Permalink

    Wow. I cannot even imagine how to spend $18,000 a month. That would be exhausting.

  23. Posted November 1, 2007 at 10:10 pm | Permalink

    What happened was this: they dropped the action, because it got out and the paps started hanging around asking questions. I imagine they made a private settlement somewhere in that vicinity. Henry went to an expensive school, I know that. I also know that Exene, of all people, was the school librarian; shows you what a liberal school it must have been.

    I do think Henry has beautiful eyes, but yeah, not turning out so well, all things considered. still prettier than his mom, though.

  24. Posted November 1, 2007 at 10:41 pm | Permalink

    Exene is a school librarian?? Jeez, next you will tell me John Doe is doing missionary work.

  25. Posted November 1, 2007 at 11:32 pm | Permalink

    Well, anyone can do missionary work {{{snickers}}}

    I would love to see a sketch of a lovechild spawned between Henry and Rumer Willis!

  26. Posted November 2, 2007 at 7:29 pm | Permalink

    You’re a big meanie!

  27. Posted November 2, 2007 at 10:15 pm | Permalink

    I guess it would be a bit insensitive to toast “chin chin?”

  28. Posted November 2, 2007 at 10:35 pm | Permalink

    In this case “chin chin chin”.

  29. Posted November 3, 2007 at 6:11 am | Permalink

    I am going to hell just for reading this convo I just know it.

  30. Posted November 8, 2007 at 2:36 am | Permalink

    Don’t be naive, Max. You knew you were dancin’ with the devil!


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