Operation Global Media Domination: Viggo Women Friends!

 Viggo

Apparently, when you do a search on CNN.com for “Viggo women friends” my blog is on the first page of the results.

Now, while we have been known to let the odd Viggo pearl drop around these parts (mostly they’re mopped up with kleenex, actually), we would like to say that as far as this goes, Viggo and I are just good friends. There is no further comment at this time.


31 thoughts on “Operation Global Media Domination: Viggo Women Friends!

  1. max says:

    Aww. That face. :::dreamy sigh:::

  2. raincoaster says:

    Yep, he sure was purty when he was a puppy, eh?

  3. max says:

    Yes and he had such big paws.

  4. raincoaster says:

    Indeed, he’s always given me pause.

  5. Philipa says:

    I have no idea what you see in this chap – you would make a great sister! We would never ever fight over men :-))

  6. max says:

    Hello. Aragorn?

  7. raincoaster says:

    Hello, picture??? For comparative purposes, here are the chubby puddinfaces which Philipa seems to prefer.

    Also, see his poetry, which he writes in English, Spanish and Danish. His painting isn’t bad either, although his photography is better. His music isn’t anything to write home about, however.

  8. raincoaster says:

    Times are tough in Blighty.

  9. Philipa says:

    First time I’ve laughed out loud in a week – excellent!!

    Viggo was miscast as Aragorn, it should have been Sean Bean for all the obvious reasons, including the picture.

    Picture? You mean you think such a weedy bloke with a nasally whiney voice like that could possibly compete with this and this??

  10. raincoaster says:

    Strangely, yes.

    Take your blog off private! I want to link to it on the mommyblog, but if it’s private I can’t.

  11. Philipa says:

    Oh ok I put it on invitation only cause I’m not feeling too well at the mo. Hope you’re not feeling too bad yourself after your ordeal – I think you taught them a lesson though, respect! Get well soon x

  12. fracas says:

    I hear you want him in your stockings this Christmas. I’ll be settin’ down to some serious letter writing on your behalf (well that or getting Santa snockered and seeing what I can get out of him to keep quiet.)

    Thanks for the always available help!

  13. raincoaster says:

    You’re welcome, but prepare for a hostile email from either Sandra or Pilar, his gatekeepers!

  14. Stiletto says:

    Gorgeous pic. As Max said, Dreamy!”

  15. Stiletto says:

    “His music isn’t anything to write home about, however.”

    Nor is his taste in women.

    http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/0281-g_i.jan/exene.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Cervenka%2C%20Exene&seq=2

    I meant, WTF? They gave that kid half the ugly gene.

    Maybe he and Roger Federer should start a support group.

  16. raincoaster says:

    I have a theory about poor young Henry, and that theory does not include the DNA of Mister Viggo Mortensen, actually.

  17. Stiletto says:

    Alien manifestation?

  18. raincoaster says:

    If you hit Henry Rollins with the ugly stick, the result would look much like Henry “Hank” Mortensen. I’m just sayin’.

  19. max says:

    Jeez you guys are mean. That little boy is going to lose his baby fat and grow up into a real handsome man. You watch.

  20. Stiletto says:

    “Jeez you guys are mean. That little boy is going to lose his baby fat and grow up into a real handsome man. You watch.”

    Yup. Especially since Viggo was taken to court by his ex wife because she felt their son needed $18,000 per month. Not sure what happened with that but if it was granted it could sure pay for a whole lot of “work” if you know what I mean.

  21. max says:

    Wow. I cannot even imagine how to spend $18,000 a month. That would be exhausting.

  22. raincoaster says:

    What happened was this: they dropped the action, because it got out and the paps started hanging around asking questions. I imagine they made a private settlement somewhere in that vicinity. Henry went to an expensive school, I know that. I also know that Exene, of all people, was the school librarian; shows you what a liberal school it must have been.

    I do think Henry has beautiful eyes, but yeah, not turning out so well, all things considered. still prettier than his mom, though.

  23. max says:

    Exene is a school librarian?? Jeez, next you will tell me John Doe is doing missionary work.

  24. Stiletto says:

    Well, anyone can do missionary work {{{snickers}}}

    I would love to see a sketch of a lovechild spawned between Henry and Rumer Willis!

  25. raincoaster says:

    You’re a big meanie!

  26. Stiletto says:

    I guess it would be a bit insensitive to toast “chin chin?”

  27. raincoaster says:

    In this case “chin chin chin”.

  28. max says:

    I am going to hell just for reading this convo I just know it.

  29. Stiletto says:

    Don’t be naive, Max. You knew you were dancin’ with the devil!

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