quiz: what kind of candy are you?

What does it mean that I’m a kind of candy you can’t get in my country? I’d rather be something nice and Canadian, like Maple Toffee or something.


Butterfinger


They call you sticky fingers for a reason!

What Kind of Candy Are You?

29 thoughts on “quiz: what kind of candy are you?

  1. I am Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups – they’re one of my favourites!

  2. raincoaster says:

    Oooooh, I’m jealous!

  3. Butterfinger – guess that means I’d play for the Colorado Rockies

  4. raincoaster says:

    Looks like it. Colorado is probably more to your liking than Virginia anyway. It’s full of Lefties.

  5. museditions says:

    I am Snickers:
    “Nutty and gooey – you always satisfy.”
    Not quite sure how to take this…

  6. nursemyra says:

    I’m a gummy bear? what the fuck?

  7. raincoaster says:

    Are you sweet and succulent? That might work.

    Keep in mind, the only pool of talent is the American candy market, which is somewhat degraded. I’m surprised I wasn’t sour worms, but Americans aren’t into sour news, as you’re aware.

  8. sulz says:

    Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
    Very popular, one of you is not enough.

    yum. :)

  9. I detest Colorado, if only because of Coors

    A man decides to test his doctor’s credibility after hearing of several misdiagnoses of other patients. He takes a sample of Coors to him and says he needs his urine tested.

    The doctor calls back a day later and says, “Your horse has diabetes.”

  10. Metro says:

    FFE, we do agree. The best way to consume a can of Colorado Kool-Aid is to pour it straight into the toilet, thereby eliminating the middleman and reducing the demand for kidney transplants.

    Candy Cigarettes
    You’re a total badass, but you don’t taste very good.

    Yeah, yeah. As if Hershey’s tastes like anything but cocoa bean husks and nourishing carnuba wax.

  11. Nutty and gooey . . . . . why, it must be Mr. Hanky!

  12. Reeses. Sweet and nutty, with a rather small cup size. :)

  13. max says:

    I am candy cigarettes. Makes sense. [She says as she lights up.]

    I am totally cracking up over the gummy bear fiasco Nurse.

  14. nursemyra says:

    Mr Hanky? wash your mouth out Mr Editor :-)

  15. Trick or treat, my dear nurse >:^|D>

  16. Stiletto says:

    Snickers

    Nutty and gooey – you always satisfy.

    What Kind of Candy Are You?

    Well, I cheated a little bit. It was a toss up between gummy bears and Snickers…if I had chosen “Sugar Lips” as a nickname I’d be the former…but I did pick Candy Girl first…would rather be satisfyingly Snickers than an ooey gooey gummy product!

  17. Stiletto says:

    Butterfinger always makes me think of Bart Simpson. Not a huge fan of either really. Well, except for you, Rain. I’m your fan.

  18. Stiletto says:

    PS. What would a Raincoaster bar taste like?

  19. raincoaster says:

    Alas, there are none alive who can now remember…

  20. Stiletto says:

    Is that because they were geezers, or because a Raincoaster bar is full of nuts?

  21. raincoaster says:

    Because it’s been so long since anyone’s eaten one…

  22. Stiletto says:

    I take it you’re not talking about cannibalism…

  23. max says:

    You know she isn’t.

  24. Stiletto says:

    Don’t be smart, Max. I will have to drunk dial you at four a.m. Oh, wait – that would seven my time…yup, I’ll think of something else.

  25. Stiletto says:

    Oh, I can’t do that. I have to get eight hours of sleep and release as much natural human growth hormone as I can.

    I know – lame!

  26. max says:

    Totally lame. LOL

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