Provided you live in Manhattan, that is.
Yes, child star (ah, they grow up so fast, don’t they?) Daniel Radcliffe will be bringing his jailbaitalicious skyclad junk to Broadway. To be fair, his performance in Equus was by all accounts quite good, and North America has not yet had the opportunity to get our knickers (if any) in a twist about the fact that the role involves smoking, so it’s not as if this is simple pandering to a continent greedy for wizard-perving. It’s not as if we’ve been deprived, after all.
But raincoaster sources suspect something else. A different, more sordid explanation. We believe that the real reason behind the revival of a somewhat elderly yet not quite classic play is the simple fact that Daniel Radcliffe is an exhibitionistic, pervy sex maniac whose needs could not be met by his own nation of 60,776,238!
And this does indeed take us to our happy place. How much to stage this at The Centre?
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“jailbaitalicious skyclad junk.”
Thank you for new pickup line, Rain. I’m gong to try it out at the gym on some hot but unsuspecting young ‘un.
“Why don’t you bring your jailbaitalicious skyclad junk on over to my place tonight? Mama can fix you right up!”
Harry Potter naked.
Coooooooooool.
Whoa – he’s pretty hirsute for a young guy! He may be a human sweater by the time he’s 30.
Stil: that should work! Let me know if it does.
Phyllis, I think he’d make a nice rug in front of the fireplace. Alive would be better than dead, though.
He doesn’t do a thing for me – - -
He’s never done a thing for me either, and I’ve asked and asked…
Excellent, Archie. Rain didn’t tell you but this was a test of the hetero broadcasting network. And you’ve passed with flying colors.
Shhhhhh!!!
Of course, good ol Archie might be in the closet and those could be flying RAINBOW colors.
sexy but looks hairy
is…sexy but looks…!!!!?!
wow
hes sooooooo sexy
Even sexier now he’s legal if you ax me.
LICK LICK
Yeah it does! My bonner is like hard now! Can I like JIZZ on him?
No, not unless you at least buy him dinner first and then ask nicely.
Ok, how stupid does it get? “Do I make you horny?” Uh, NO! He is so retarded. My cat looks hotter than him. Really, it is pretty ugly, but she is alot hotter. That pic is the ugliest yet. He should be replaced by a big hairy butt…I wouldn’t see the difference between the two. Ha Ha Ha!
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Hey, raincoaster, tell him that I think my cat looks better than him and that I want him as a nice little rug right infront of my huge flat screen tv. He’ll need to be alive so his body can compliment the room. I think all the movies are getting to his brain…don’t you? And if he likes young hottties with curves and sexy cars, maybe I’ll take him to dinner if you get him on here to respond to my comments. And I won’t use him as a rug if he does. I promise. If he getts lucky maybe he’ll enjoy himself in a bed full of girls…NAKED girls.
Well???
You seem to be having trouble with that whole “no comment” thing, eh?
{Why..why…Why..why do i stop at Raincoaster before i goto sleep???
This is gonna give Harry potter nightmares worse than that Cheeto lover nightmares i had a while back.}
I mean no it doesn’t make me horny.
Hairy Potter is teh sex-ay!
daniel is soooo sexy!!!
god, i just want to fuck him!
just thinking about it gets me wet!!!
the hair is sooooooooooooo sexy! i love hairy guys