Harry Potter naked, coming soon to a theatre near you!
07 Nov 2007 27 Comments
in Canada, Celebrity, Daniel Radcliffe, Entertainment, Fans, Fantasy, Harry Potter, Humour, New York, Public Service Announcement, Singles, beauty, humor, tasteless
Provided you live in Manhattan, that is.
Yes, child star (ah, they grow up so fast, don’t they?) Daniel Radcliffe will be bringing his jailbaitalicious skyclad junk to Broadway. To be fair, his performance in Equus was by all accounts quite good, and North America has not yet had the opportunity to get our knickers (if any) in a twist about the fact that the role involves smoking, so it’s not as if this is simple pandering to a continent greedy for wizard-perving. It’s not as if we’ve been deprived, after all.
But raincoaster sources suspect something else. A different, more sordid explanation. We believe that the real reason behind the revival of a somewhat elderly yet not quite classic play is the simple fact that Daniel Radcliffe is an exhibitionistic, pervy sex maniac whose needs could not be met by his own nation of 60,776,238!
And this does indeed take us to our happy place. How much to stage this at The Centre?



Nov 08, 2007 @ 02:22:38
“jailbaitalicious skyclad junk.”
Thank you for new pickup line, Rain. I’m gong to try it out at the gym on some hot but unsuspecting young ‘un.
“Why don’t you bring your jailbaitalicious skyclad junk on over to my place tonight? Mama can fix you right up!”
Nov 08, 2007 @ 11:36:53
Harry Potter naked.
Coooooooooool.
Nov 08, 2007 @ 19:35:04
Whoa – he’s pretty hirsute for a young guy! He may be a human sweater by the time he’s 30.
Nov 08, 2007 @ 23:28:08
Stil: that should work! Let me know if it does.
Phyllis, I think he’d make a nice rug in front of the fireplace. Alive would be better than dead, though.
Nov 09, 2007 @ 15:46:43
He doesn’t do a thing for me – - -
Nov 09, 2007 @ 22:15:24
He’s never done a thing for me either, and I’ve asked and asked…
Nov 09, 2007 @ 23:16:42
Excellent, Archie. Rain didn’t tell you but this was a test of the hetero broadcasting network. And you’ve passed with flying colors.
Nov 09, 2007 @ 23:55:16
Shhhhhh!!!
Nov 10, 2007 @ 04:40:37
Of course, good ol Archie might be in the closet and those could be flying RAINBOW colors.
Dec 28, 2007 @ 09:49:21
sexy but looks hairy
Mar 22, 2008 @ 09:58:37
is…sexy but looks…!!!!?!
May 09, 2008 @ 01:55:03
wow
hes sooooooo sexy
May 09, 2008 @ 06:10:12
Even sexier now he’s legal if you ax me.
Jun 22, 2008 @ 15:45:14
LICK LICK
Jun 29, 2008 @ 04:28:23
Yeah it does! My bonner is like hard now! Can I like JIZZ on him?
Jun 29, 2008 @ 08:44:25
No, not unless you at least buy him dinner first and then ask nicely.
Jul 08, 2008 @ 00:43:50
Ok, how stupid does it get? “Do I make you horny?” Uh, NO! He is so retarded. My cat looks hotter than him. Really, it is pretty ugly, but she is alot hotter. That pic is the ugliest yet. He should be replaced by a big hairy butt…I wouldn’t see the difference between the two. Ha Ha Ha!
Jul 08, 2008 @ 00:47:11
No Comment
Jul 08, 2008 @ 00:57:36
Hey, raincoaster, tell him that I think my cat looks better than him and that I want him as a nice little rug right infront of my huge flat screen tv. He’ll need to be alive so his body can compliment the room. I think all the movies are getting to his brain…don’t you? And if he likes young hottties with curves and sexy cars, maybe I’ll take him to dinner if you get him on here to respond to my comments. And I won’t use him as a rug if he does. I promise. If he getts lucky maybe he’ll enjoy himself in a bed full of girls…NAKED girls.
Jul 08, 2008 @ 00:59:33
Well???
Jul 08, 2008 @ 05:49:59
You seem to be having trouble with that whole “no comment” thing, eh?
Aug 18, 2008 @ 01:20:50
{Why..why…Why..why do i stop at Raincoaster before i goto sleep???
This is gonna give Harry potter nightmares worse than that Cheeto lover nightmares i had a while back.}
I mean no it doesn’t make me horny.
Aug 18, 2008 @ 05:44:27
Hairy Potter is teh sex-ay!
Oct 07, 2008 @ 05:31:57
daniel is soooo sexy!!!
god, i just want to fuck him!
just thinking about it gets me wet!!!
Nov 02, 2008 @ 14:16:26
the hair is sooooooooooooo sexy! i love hairy guys
Jul 20, 2009 @ 06:16:37
answer..
No. you do not make me horny, and quite frankly darling you never have.
you are as ugly as my grandma’s hairy ass.
and your probably as hairy…..
ugly harry potter nerd.
and as for all you stupid harry potter fans.. Get a frikkin life already, you know he wasnt even cool in the first movie.
GET OVER IT! jesus friggin christ.
Bye bye.
Jul 20, 2009 @ 11:31:34
Given that this post is more than a year old, it looks like somebody needs to get a life, it’s true. And Rupert, you know you’ll never be as pretty as Dan, right? I mean, you know that, right?