Sure, it’s a little late, but when it comes to zombie attack preparedness, better late than never. Also, are you prepared for December 5th? It’s Ninja Action Day. Don’t leave it to the last minute: lay in your ninja,zombie or pirate supplies now, according to your loyalties. If any. When zombies attack, it’s every tentacled being from beyond the star spaces for herself!
Ah, they’re trying to head us off at the pass. I recommend Canadian Tire or Superstore as an alternative. When you think about it, a mall is probably a pretty good place to fight zombies. You can pick up a chainsaw, food supplies, makeup to make you look like a zombie, and everything. And, if you have to die, you might as well die at Saks, eh?
This is information I need working in a city like Boston.
We have one customer we call “Head wound Harry”.
Maybe it’s not a wound at all. Maybe he’s . . . oh, God.
~m
Maybe not with great skill, no zombie water skiing zone, but nevertheless, it is possible that a group of zombies board the boat, rush to the front, bump the controls, the rudder, and race towards your boat on a collision course.
BOOM! BURN! CRACKLE! Both boats sink.
Everyone loses.
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haha funny
Ninja Action Day, Yay!
Yes, I have to get my outfit ready. You so rarely get a chance to prepare for ninjas…
Wait. Prepare for ninjas? I thought this was for ninjas getting prepared.
Depends if you’re ninja, pirate or robot. Which are you?
http://raincoaster.com/2007/04/15/quiz-pirate-ninja-or-robot/
It says the quiz is not in the system but I know I am a ninja.
I’m really nervous now….I see plenty of Zombie-types working the registers at my local Costco.
Ah, they’re trying to head us off at the pass. I recommend Canadian Tire or Superstore as an alternative. When you think about it, a mall is probably a pretty good place to fight zombies. You can pick up a chainsaw, food supplies, makeup to make you look like a zombie, and everything. And, if you have to die, you might as well die at Saks, eh?
This is information I need working in a city like Boston.
We have one customer we call “Head wound Harry”.
Maybe it’s not a wound at all. Maybe he’s . . . oh, God.
~m
Aim for the head. Lawnmowers work great!
Although zombies cannot swim, they can still pilot water crafts.
Hence, the water is not a safe place to avoid zombie attacks…..
They can? Not British zombies, at least. Didn’t you see 28 Weeks Later?
Maybe not with great skill, no zombie water skiing zone, but nevertheless, it is possible that a group of zombies board the boat, rush to the front, bump the controls, the rudder, and race towards your boat on a collision course.
BOOM! BURN! CRACKLE! Both boats sink.
Everyone loses.
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