Zombie preparedness: the video
08 Nov 2007 14 Comments
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Stolen from CommonCraft via DigitalDoodles and DarrenBarefoot.
Sure, it’s a little late, but when it comes to zombie attack preparedness, better late than never. Also, are you prepared for December 5th? It’s Ninja Action Day. Don’t leave it to the last minute: lay in your ninja, zombie or pirate supplies now, according to your loyalties. If any. When zombies attack, it’s every tentacled being from beyond the star spaces for herself!
Nov 09, 2007 @ 10:43:31
haha funny
Nov 09, 2007 @ 18:27:05
Ninja Action Day, Yay!
Nov 09, 2007 @ 22:13:20
Yes, I have to get my outfit ready. You so rarely get a chance to prepare for ninjas…
Nov 09, 2007 @ 23:57:00
Wait. Prepare for ninjas? I thought this was for ninjas getting prepared.
Nov 10, 2007 @ 00:00:24
Depends if you’re ninja, pirate or robot. Which are you?
http://raincoaster.com/2007/04/15/quiz-pirate-ninja-or-robot/
Nov 10, 2007 @ 04:28:12
It says the quiz is not in the system but I know I am a ninja.
Nov 10, 2007 @ 23:32:53
I’m really nervous now….I see plenty of Zombie-types working the registers at my local Costco.
Nov 10, 2007 @ 23:50:36
Ah, they’re trying to head us off at the pass. I recommend Canadian Tire or Superstore as an alternative. When you think about it, a mall is probably a pretty good place to fight zombies. You can pick up a chainsaw, food supplies, makeup to make you look like a zombie, and everything. And, if you have to die, you might as well die at Saks, eh?
Nov 11, 2007 @ 13:05:29
This is information I need working in a city like Boston.
We have one customer we call “Head wound Harry”.
Maybe it’s not a wound at all. Maybe he’s . . . oh, God.
~m
Nov 12, 2007 @ 22:03:49
Aim for the head. Lawnmowers work great!
Nov 15, 2007 @ 15:07:33
Although zombies cannot swim, they can still pilot water crafts.
Hence, the water is not a safe place to avoid zombie attacks…..
Nov 15, 2007 @ 20:31:55
They can? Not British zombies, at least. Didn’t you see 28 Weeks Later?
Nov 17, 2007 @ 06:42:20
Maybe not with great skill, no zombie water skiing zone, but nevertheless, it is possible that a group of zombies board the boat, rush to the front, bump the controls, the rudder, and race towards your boat on a collision course.
BOOM! BURN! CRACKLE! Both boats sink.
Everyone loses.