Let no man, woman, child or fingerling claim that we here at the ol’ raincoaster blog are unfeeling, unresponsive megalomaniacs. We are, but we prefer to hush it up when we can.
But it seems that our last post, the clearly-labeled Most Gruesome Workplace Safety Video of All Time, was a bit too much, even for our intrepid (an generally un-squeamish) readers. They cried aloud as one, requesting Unicorn Chasers.
Oh, fine. Here.
Seen the one about the unicorn caught in a conveyor belt?
Conveyor belt? That’ll give a certain villain from Harry Potter an idea to satisfy his cravings for Romanian Fried Unicorn.
Not yet, Metro. May I rely on you?
Fried unicorn is SO bad for you. Goes straight to your fetlocks.
Now that I see it, that unicorn’s horn looks a bit threatening. It might poke someone’s eye out.
Maybe I should go watch the safety video again.
I don’t think the unicorn safety video exists yet, so why don’t you start working on some storyboards? I’m sure BoingBoing would cover that.