December 31, 2007 – 9:17 am
I believe this model to be suitably tentactular-spectacular enough to represent the ol’ raincoaster blog. You can make your own over at Make-A-Flake.
December 31, 2007 – 7:36 am
No, really. Forget bunny suicides: this is the sickest, most heart-rending video to ever rape innocent eyes. Turn away now if your heart is made of less than granite; this will be too much to endure. A madly poetic, tension-filled musical Petit Guignol, this just may be the most disturbing thing you will ever see.
hat-tip [...]
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December 28, 2007 – 4:43 am
No, really.
PS posting will be light till next week, maybe one or two per day. Even bloggers deserve a vacation, no?
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December 27, 2007 – 11:54 pm
I know, I know, but this one is worth stealing.
moar funny pictures
December 27, 2007 – 9:08 am
Fresh new content coming, just as soon as I run out of eggnog. And beer. And wine. And vodka (although thanks to my offer to mix everyone cocktails, that particular horizon is in sight).
I got my Christmas wishes: snow, a pony, an opportunity to snowshoe, an offer of a free surfing lesson, and home-made plum [...]
December 25, 2007 – 10:00 pm
Brian Atene is here, with a special Christmas message for Love Bug fans, deceased Hollywood figures, and your whole family.
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December 25, 2007 – 12:01 pm
One morning quite some while ago I was awoken by my sister, who’d been sent by my mother, walking into my room, banging the door wide open and shouting, “Wake up! Grandpa and John Lennon are both dead and Mom wants you downstairs.”
I wondered for a second how I could be held responsible.
This has, however, [...]
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December 24, 2007 – 5:31 am
Many and varied are the Ways of Walken: yea, from the leather-clad styles of Gabriel the Archangel to the bewigged walking nightmare which haunted Hairspray, he is Christopher Chameleon, the Nyarlathotep of the Silver Screen, instantly recognizable yet always different. Christopher Walken is, like the mythical river, never and always the same.
So it is at [...]
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December 23, 2007 – 8:13 am
Proof the Eighties weren’t ALL bad. From yo momma’s favorite rappers, RunDMC.
cross-posted, more wordily, to TeenyManolo , where you will find the lyrics.
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Posted in 80's, Celebrity, Christmas, Crime, Entertainment, Fantasy, Generation X, Literary, New York, Videos, YouTube, hipsters, music, poetry
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December 22, 2007 – 7:23 am
Christopher Walken and his mother would like to deliver a few choice words to their fans this Yuletide season. Indeed, it can hardly be said to be Christmastime around the ol’ raincoaster blog without the scheduled appearance of the seasonal videos of both Mother Walken and Brian Atene as General Ursus of Beneath the Planet [...]
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December 22, 2007 – 1:14 am
Is this not how it’s supposed to work? Uh-oh.
Stolen from Ruth Franco at GoodTimes
Update: Yes, Virginia, Santa has a blog.
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Posted in Blogging, Christmas, Etiquette, Family, Holiday, Humour, Literary, children, comics, humor, sad, technology
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December 21, 2007 – 9:10 pm
Yeah, baby! Boneheaded spelling errors aside, this quiz has nailed it! I’m teh kewlest!
What Star Trek Species Are You?
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as RomulanYou Are Romulan, You enjoy structure as long as you’re on top. You sit and wait for people to tell you something. But you are very conceited. You’d rather be with [...]
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Posted in Allegory, Blogroll, Entertainment, Fans, Generation X, Movies, Quizzes and tests, Science Fiction, Star Trek, conspiracy, geek, meme
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December 21, 2007 – 7:59 pm
Remember that classic phenomenon of the internets, Elf Bowling? Sure you do. If you don’t, download it from here. Be sure to get versions #1 and 2, which are the best. Skip #4 if you value your computer and your time.
Backstory: the elves go on strike. “Higher wages, lower urinals” all that kind of thing. [...]
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December 21, 2007 – 12:06 pm
Note current version is Grinch Jesus, not Wizard of Oz Jesus.
Different holiday entirely!
Wow, this has got to be the bestest online toy ever invented for all your morbid theist gifting needs: the dress-up virtual Christmas crucified Jesus doll; surely just the thing for the loner who’s deep into self-flagellation, wouldn’t you say? It has that [...]
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Posted in Christianity, Christmas, Etiquette, Humour, Religion, Weird, animation, fashion, humor, mashups, philosophy, sad, tasteless
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December 21, 2007 – 6:17 am
They’re right, but only in certain circumstances. THIS picture, for instance, is worth a thousand words. What’s the union rate for a thousand words during the writer’s strike, though?
by Tom Burns at Threadless, via Neatorama
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December 21, 2007 – 12:17 am
My celebrity gossip blogging is catching up to me. I spend so much time reading about Lindsay Lohan’s latest twelve-stepping breakthrough than I do reading about flaming Swedish assholes or Great Cthulhu. This, obviously, will not do.
But sometimes I do find something of moderate to severe amusement, and such is the following. For those of [...]
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December 20, 2007 – 6:37 am
Forget slow hands. There’s something the ladies like even better, and if you don’t know what it is, let’s look to Kuato, the veiny, stomach-dwelling Yoda creature from the Schwarzenschlocken meisterpiece that is Total Recall. Let’s face it, when you look like that, you’d better have some hidden talents, and we don’t mean playing the [...]
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Posted in Celebrity, Dating, Entertainment, Humour, Movies, Science Fiction, Sex, Singles, Weird, beauty, beaver, fetish, geek, gross, humor, meme, philosophy, tasteless
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December 19, 2007 – 9:18 am
For some people, it’s a huge responsibility!
December 19, 2007 – 7:42 am
How is this for a bad day. First, the anonymous (for good reason!) woman had to have an operation to remove her enormous, inflamed hemorrhoids. While she was in there, she had them schedule a lump-ectomy for a mysterious lump in an unspecified, but equally south of the equator place. So, she’s got two butt [...]
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