Yes, Team Atene Beat members, he’s back! Everyone’s favorite inadvertent celebrity, Brian Atene, has returned to the YouTubes with his Star Trek themed tour de farce City on the Edge of Atene!
Click to view, IF YOU DARE! Goddammit, Jim, I’m a blogger, not a Nielsen family!
Stay gold, Atene. Stay gold.
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Ok, I tried but after one minute I grew annoyed.
And it’s what? nine minutes long… You have to be ready for Atene, and that means being about two drinks ahead of him…so get started!
For this you need a refreshment of the flammable sort, rain.
That describes most of what I drink, when I can afford it.
I was referring to stuff you inhale.
Unless you know something about booze that I don’t.
Overproof rum and flame…they have an affinity for one another.
Sounds like you could lose a few nose hairs with that.
In my book not a bad thing.
More painless than waxing, that’s for sure!
See, check out this improv:
Gold. Pure gold.